Update: Yahooo!! Oh Mah Gawd pigsnot just bought the Holy Mother a Macbook Pro too!! I’m adding one more computer for the other sister!! Goddess Bless Us, every one of Us! Merry Xmas to Me and Mine, bitchboys!
Update: The Macbook pigsnot purchased officially shipped! Now I am working on pigsnot trying to get another one for My Mama!
Plus screwy stewy bought Me the $400 Dyson Heater on MY wishlist! Yahoo!! Here’s why I like screwy stewy more than the majority of you. Look at his sweet email.
Dearest Princess
i am in a quandary and am humbly asking for Your advice. As you know, i am struggling financially. Recently, i consolidated everything into one loan which is just barely leaving me enough to get by on. i thought i better keep one credit card for emergencies – it has a small limit on it. So far so good. Except that for several days now i keep looking at the Dyson heater on Your Amazon Wishlist – especially since You added the words: “Would love to have this! Keep us Warm and Cozy as We cuddle and watch movies while you SUFFER!. The phrase just keeps rolling around in my head because i know that if i used my card to buy this for You it may mean that i am unable to use my heating this winter – i really would be suffering, and part of me knows that do that would be absoute madness. On the other hand, the thought of You and Your Girl Friends being warm and cozy while i shiver just seems the most exciting thing in the world – to know i would be in real hardship so that You can enjoy a luxury that You could easily afford if You wished but far prefer to have a pathetic, worthless fool like me pay for.
Last night i could barely sleep for thinking about it – one minute thinking yes, another thinking no. Tonight i looked at Your Wishlist in the hope that someone else will have purchased it, but they haven’t and so it is eating away at me again.
Oh please, most perfect Princess, i humbly beg You to let me know what i should do? What would be the best thing i should do for Your sake? i humbly beg and beseech You to let me know.
Your hopeless
screwy stewy
pigsnot is back! he came up to tell Me that some loser had been impersonating him on ask.fm asking to buy stuff. Lame. No, seriously. Lame. you know you have hit rock bottom when you pretend to be pigsnot. hahahhahaha! Anyway, first he said he couldn’t shop.he “was so sorry”..blah blah. wah.wah..ect. ect. I starting coaxing him and voila! he bought My Sister a new laptop and The Holy Mother a Kindle! A Christmas Miracle! Nah, not really! Just another day of being the Princess of Awesome! Hellz Ya! Soon as this ships, he promises more shopping! XMAS Yay!!!!
