pigsnot!  I know you are on the piggy prowl again!  Time to wire Me a big ass bank transfer!  That’s what bitchboys like you were born to do!
pigsnot Here’s the 10 top reasons you should send ME a HUGE lump of cash this week.

#10. because you are a semen soaked sack of shit!
#9.  because you are a spineless little bitch boy who’s wallet belongs to US!
#8.  because I’ve seen you wearing your wife’s granny panties and Cross-your-Heart bra!
#7.  because paying ME is the only thing that cures your erectile dysfunction!
#6. because you are only allowed to sip your sissy sauce AFTER emptying your bank account on PRINCESS and HER ROYAL LEAGUE of SUPER GODDESSES!
#5.  because there is NO greater joy in life than spoiling a group of bitchy Beauties!
#4.  because after a lucrative day of sacking pigsnot, We celebrate by clicking wine glasses, counting up Our spoils, and laughing at you!!
#3. because We will kick you in your shriveled nuts if you don’t!!
#2. because BIG GIFTS of CASH get My juices running!
AND THE #1 TOP REASON TO SEND PRINCESS YOUR FRIGGIN’ HARD-EARNED CASH IN THE FORM OF A BIG WIRE TRANSFER IS!!!!
BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO, ya stupid old jizz pig!!!

slavey davey got Me the second pair of Hudson jeans I wanted!  Yay! he’s bought Me tons of goodies this week!!  Keep shopping, david–you’ve been a good boy the last few weeks!   Keep this behavior up!