As expected, My NumeroUno leg-guy, easy scott went goofy over MY new workout pics and the shots of MY strong, looooong legs. he’s sending $300 cash on monday. scotty, you are indeed sooo easy and soooo predictable. divorcee sent another $200 today too. deadman dan is going to start keeping a journal.

fatmac don’t think I forgot about you. I’m just picking out the right BIG gift to make you get ME. In the mean time contact ME, I have a few small items I am sending you out for and when the fuck did you mail Veronica’s cash? She’s bitching about it.

Oh god, I just got the most fucked up call today from some guy in a wheel chair who says he is wearing ballet slippers and wants to be trained to be a ballerina. HUH??? Then I tell him to find something to stick up his ass and all he says he has is a lighter. HUH??? THEN when I tell him to put the lighter up his ass because. I mean what the hell else do you do with a sissy ballerina in a wheel chair..he goes “ooh yeah”..but obviously isnt doing it.and then I’m like “what the fuck, wheelarella?” And he says “oh I just like to pretend I’m doing stuff, not actually do it.” Fuck dat, handicapped or not, you fucking do what your told FOR REAL! Fucking crazy shit. I hung up on him.
UPDATE: Just got another $150 outta divorcee. he’s totally zombified right now. Made fatty do some minor shopping for ME tonite. I’m pissed I accidentally deleted a few items from MY fulfilled amazon wishlist when I was trying to clean out My amazon wishlist and get rid of stuff that was no longer available. A couple of them were big items too. Well pooh. Anyway, I’m having fun messing with divorcee’s little brain.

My yards and garden look soo fucking awesome already. It’s soo beautiful! I sat out there on a lawnchair doing phonecalls and playing on the laptop and watched one of MY guys stain the overhang part of MY deck today. One of of the clematis vines I planted last year is blooming big purple flowers. I can never say clematis–I keep callign it the Chlamydia vine. Sounds purty, huh?
I’m going to try to design some sorta new water feature. Think I’ll get a few new fishies.

Have you voted for fagarina’s chastity poll?
Be sure to read his whining in the piggy diaries–it’s pretty funny.
I set FREE PEEWEE FUND so you can help make bond to free his pecker. HAHAHAHA