5 thoughts on “Shopping pigs rejoice!”

1. screwy stewy June 19, 2012 at 5:05 pm

   Dearest and Most Beautiful Princess

   i am emailing just to let You know i have purchased the darts for Your Cop Friend – i guess it is pathetically predictable that i would love to be used for target practice by You both, although it sounds like You are pretty hot anyway – as is to be expected.

   Love, servitude, devotion and obsession

   screwy stewy

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2. screwy stewy June 19, 2012 at 6:18 pm

   To quote The Hollies on the definition of true love:
   “i love Princess Sierra
   i know that She don’t love me
   i’ll give all that i can give
   She’ll take all she can from me.”

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3. screwy stewy June 19, 2012 at 6:42 pm

   If you are a useless male prick and don’t love Princess Sierra and don’t want to give her everything You have, then there is something seriously wrong with you. The cure is:
   1. Give Princess Sierra everything you have.
   2. If you feel guilty about what you have done then accept counselling from Princess Sierra who will help you to see that what you have done is the greatest thing you could ever have done in your life – and that thing is give Princess Sierra everything you have.
   3. If you do not feel guilty and think you have a right to enjoy yourself then You should condition yourself to be aroused only by serving Princess Sierra or you should submit yourself for castration.

   If none of this resolves the issue then please go Switzerland and end your pathetic life.

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   screwy stewy Reply:
   June 19th, 2012 at 6:49 pm

   Forgot to say that if you do go to Switzerland then make sure you leave everything you have to Princess Sierra – otherwise, what’s the point?

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4. Princess Post authorJune 28, 2012 at 1:40 pm

   When is payday, Stewy??

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