I’m leaving for the Caribbean tomorrow! (Actually I guess it’s today now, I got to get My ass to bed.) While I’m soaking in the sun, sipping foofoo drinks in MY bikini, you guys can pay Me for luxuriating.
Pay while Princess Plays!
(Those of you with the SierraHorizons donation link page can use that one instead if you want.)

Me and MY other evil twin sister. Why don’t you spoil BOTH of Us and make 2 donations today? heehee
Oh My, you little bitches have been crying like babies because livejournal went down for almost 2 days. HAHA! you fucking little junkies!

Took a few pics wearing a necklace divorcee got Me. Had to make this one black and white too cuz it was a bit over exposed. I really need to figure out this camera’s flash . I like this pic, I look all young, cutesy and chubby cheeked or something. Kinda strange cuz the tiny pic of Me was taken just a few seconds before and My face looks more long. This is an outfit I’m taking with Me for vacation, kinda a gypsy thing with a skirt and a hip scarf.(photo removed.members only now)

Friday afternoon I went to a bike shop to check out some custom choppers. I’m trying to decide if I should get a custom chopper like this. (Ignore the paintjob on this–I can pick out anything I want.)

OR a Harley Dyna Wide Glide

Decisions decisions. See, the Harley’s aren’t very “chopper” looking anymore and they all kinda look a like. The Harley is gonna be way more comfortable than the chopper. On the otherhand, the chopper has a bigger engine– 110 cubic inch while the harleys have 88. The chopper will cost more, but I don’t really care. But do I want a bike that isn’t a Harley?.I don’t know if a custom chopper would retain it’s value like Harleys do. I completely can’t decide. 🙁 I like both bikes but they are really different from each other.
Poll time! What do you think would make Princess look like a bigger bad ass? A chopper or a Harley? Think about it and I’ll add a poll when I get back. I’m not waiting for the deadbeat deryck to buy it anymore. That little fucker has been promising MY bike for a year now. FUCK him! I’m paying cash for it because I want it NOW. you guys are all going to start donating to MY bike fund to pay ME back for it. If I get a chopper I wanna order it in the next few weeks so I have plenty for it to get built and a paint job by the time it warms up. As soon as deryck sees My hiney sitting on the bike he COULDA bought, he’ll whip out that wallet and make up for it three-fold anyway. Can’t tell Mom that I’m getting one though. She’s SO anti-motorcycle. Back when She was in Her early 20’s She had a bad accident on one. Someone turned in front of Her and She wound up with the bike on top of her and the muffler burnt a big hole in Her thigh. She had it skin grafted but it was very painful and left kinda a big dent in Her upper thigh. Mom was riding all by Herself, too–even back in the old days! You didn’t catch MY mama riding bitch behind some man! She had some pretty toughgirl jobs when She was young before She went to college. She was lineman who climbed telephone poles, a horse trainer and a lifeguard. So anyway, that was before She turned into a little birdfeeder-giving, Eddie Bauer wearing, G Dubya Bush hatin’, lesbian crusader and professor. It’s kinda weird.She’s suddenly gotten old and is doing old lady stuff like talking to Her parakeets and planting vegetable gardens. Every so often I go off on a tangent on Ma, but I just love My Mom.She’s soo awesome! Where was I? Oh yeah, well I have decided I am DEFINITELY getting a bike.SOON!

Anyway, after checking out bikes we went to dinner and I had THE stiffest margarita ever. It was yummy though.

I’m staying home tonight (Saturday) so I can finish packing for My trip. I always pack way too much. My suitcase is HUGE! A few of the restaurants at the resort are formal, so I gotta pack a few pair of dress shoes. Shoes take up so much room. I leave sunday and will be back saturday. I doubt I’ll be online at all on My vacation. I don’t think the resort has in-room internet access, they might have an internet cafe, either way..you guys will be THE LAST thing on My mind during vacation. 🙂 And I am NOT taking the laptop. If I do log in at the resorts internet cafe, it will probably only be once or twice to check billing and empty MY emails. you can still leave comments here as usual, they will just take awhile to show up because I won’t be around much to screen them.

I’m gonna remove divorcee’s cocksuck picture because he’s been very good and I promised I would. I expect you boys to keep your diaries up too. Whosoever mucks up, will pay hell when I get back.

YIPPY! Be good boys and send Princess all ya’ money! See ya next week, losers and fans!
**MISS BITCH AMERICA wave!**