Feeling Absolutely Fabulous!

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p.s. sir wankalot sent more today!!  Not sure of the exact amount.  Amazon wishlist items are starting to ship and deposits are starting to slowly trickle into MY checking account!  Oh, excitement is in the air!  If everything shows up and successfully settles, sir wankalot will have beaten deryck’s $50,000 wire transfer from years ago.  (I will be sending deryck  an email inviting him to a wanker spending duel, in hopes of dragging him out of hiding.)    Let’s all collectively ask the Universe to “bring back deryck and his money.”  Wouldn’t it be romantic if he came dashing back to defend his title!?  deryck VS sir wankalot..two british wankers dueling with their life’s saving accounts to be the biggest loser of all!!   Swoooon!

Imagine it!  deryck smacks sir wankalot in the face with his gloves.  “I challenge you to a duel, kind sir!  I have just deposited another $20,000 to Princess’ account.”  “Cheerio,  foul foe and fellow wanker! *glove smack*  i compliment your exquisite taste in Goddesses, i match your $20,000 cash transfer and raise you $3000 in airline tickets!  What have you to say for yourself now?”
hahaha!

Read all about sir wankalot’s take on Princess and wankalots’ Epic Wallet Rape.

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Wild Wild Wild Wallet Wape of Wankalot!

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Wild Wild Wild Wallet Wape of Wankalot!

Business guys from the US who travel a lot:  Wanna buy Me and MY girl airline tickets so We can travel!?  your wifey won’t even suspect anything when she sees all the airline charges on your account.  Send Us Thousands of dollars of airline gift certificates!    Don’t bother sending less than $500 at a time.  We will be traveling as a pair.

Delta gift cards!
American Airlines!
US Airways! (foreign guys can buy gift cards here)
United Airlines! (have to be a MileagePlus member to order)

After all the credit card donations settle, bank transfers are completed and gifts ship,  I will post a complete detailed list and numbers of all that I raped out of sir wankalot.  It’s actually harder to take $30,000+  from a guy in one day than you think! Merchant accounts get all weird and suspicious and credit card company freeze the guys’ cards.  Overseas guys can’t buy gift cards and items from most of the US stores you send them to shop.  Airline gift cards, hotel gift cards.wouldn’t take his british card. 🙁

What a day!  I’m going to have sweet dreams all night long.  I’m actually exhausted from getting MYself so hyped up!  Yay!!  Bed time for Me!

Today was made even extra awesome with $500 donations sent by both sissy tommikins and gayson.  tommikins also bought HRC another pair of jeans. 🙂

Good night, minions.

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sir wankalot from jerkingham — EPIC findom shakedown!

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sir wankalot from jerkingham -- EPIC findom shakedown!

pigsnot!  I hope your jealous that someone else has been all up in MY Amazon wishlist..showing ME a good time ever since you pulled another disappearing act!  you better come out of hiding and show Me and MY crew that you still gots what it takes to sassify Our never-ending greed!! hahahahaha!!  5 new Iphones might do it!

Update: 9:41 p.m.  I found out where sir wankalot has gotten all this money!!! his grandma died and left him a small inheritance!!   Correction, left ME a small inheritance!   I think we are up to around $34,000 right now!!!  My head is spinning!   So while he was as at dinner..I kept texting him, telling him how much fun we would have when he got home.   he was sitting there with wood all through dinner and texting Me how much  he wanted to run straight home to his computer..to Me..to shower ME with his money.  After much persistence I found out where this money came from.  And yes, MY little minions..I will enjoy spinning every last dime!  VICTORY POSE!! I AM THE MASTER, bitches!!!

sir wankalot had to go out for some dinner thing.  I told him I’d be here fluffing My wishlist for him.  Getting it warmed up for him..buttering it up, just for MY little sir wankalot! Yeh, when Princess says She’s getting Her wishlist “ready” for you–so She can ravage your wallet when you get back home.it should make you feel like She’s putting Her sexiest red panties on JUST for you.

Update 3:08 p.m.  $19,000!!! For fucking REEEEAL!!!!!!!!!   you know what also rocks about sacking a sad shit for thousands of dollars!!?!  It’s 3 p.m..I’ve been up since 9 and I haven’t eaten a damned thing because I am so high on adrenalin and busy updating MY wishlist and looking for ways to squander his money!  I might wake up a lb skinnier tomorrow!  Bonus!

Update:  Total for today so far is $16,900.  he already started adding it up..so I will post!  SQUeeeeeeee!

Oh Fucking Joy and Rapture!! I woke up today with $500 from sir wankalot!  I sent him an email encouraging him to send more and went back to sleep.  Woke up again to another $500 donation.but this one is monthly recurring. Followed by another $1,000 non recurring donation!  Yowza!  This totally perked ME up and I got out of bed! As I sipped MY coffee, more enormous donations and prezzies rolled in!  I don’t want to put up current tally because I don’t want him adding up everything he has done — because it might freak his ass out!     When he has been milked dry I will announce his tally!  Hell yah!!  ME and MY girlfriend were dancing around the laptop like two evil witches laughing Our asses off!  A big binger always puts a smile on MY face and makes ME feel all spazzy hyper happy!

pantystain bought Me a lovely orange nightgown and sent $100 tribute.  Those little arrow earrings came and they are perfect.  Love them!   twinkie sent $200 and spent a few hundred off MY amazon wishlist.

I am happy as a peach today!

Update: gayson FASTEST wank in the West!!!   No phone call or cam involved.  This is the entirety of gayson’s interaction with ME today!
gayson:  3:17 pm  Princess, I miss you
bitchybeauty:  3:18 pm  Miss MY donation page, asshole!  I’m on a fucking spree today and I’m ready to take your cash too!
gayson:  3:18 pm  paypal?
bitchybeauty:  3:18 pm  that what you usually use?
gayson:  3:19 pm  we change it up
bitchybeauty:  3:19 pm  paypal is great
bitchybeauty:  3:19 pm  500 smackaroos
gayson:  3:21 pm im press send , i love being your bitch
bitchybeauty:  3:22 pm  do it!
gayson:  3:22 pm nobody make my heart pound like u
Sent!
(his name), you have sent $500.00 USD to (Princess’ name)
bitchybeauty:  3:23 pm  still waiting for paypal to let ME know!
gayson: 3:23 pm  may i cum princess?
bitchybeauty  3:24 pm I got it!  spooge all you want, sucker!
gayson:  3:25 pm  thank you princess
bitchybeauty  3:25 pm  hahahaha  omg I had the best day EVER!
I made 20,000 today plus your 500.  I so rock!
gayson:  3:25 pm  you are the only true princess..enjoy your day goddess
bitchybeauty  3:26 pm  you came?
hahahahahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahah
no seriously!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gayson:  3:26 pm  yes, i need to shower.  i was stroking before i messaged you.
bitchybeauty 3:26 pm   I got to post this..this is your fastest wank yet

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Princess is Always on your Mind

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Princess is Always on your Mind

hairlip..today I got a junk mail to MY home and it was addressed to your name.  It was from Dish Latino!! haha!  you’ve been hiding and your gmail has been shut down. 🙁  Don’t hide from your maker.  you can not hide from the Woman who designed you.    I took this envelope as a sign from the Universe that you need to be financially fucked over again..you need ME in your brain..it’s been a long time.  The Universe sent Me a reminder.do not forget this minion..bring him back where he belongs..reclaim his life.  Are you reading this, greg?  I bet you are!  It’s Time.

Last week I got junk-mail addressed to ludgerella too.  WTH?

Awww, isn’t this a sweet email from screwy stewy?  his payday isn’t until the end of the month, but he’s obviously craving the high of spending his hard earned cash on Me.

“Thank You Princess Sierra – i do take overtime when it is going but this past month i was on holiday (spent in my flat/apartment) – yes, i so wish i could spend more – i was nostalgically looking at Your archives and found an entry where i paid $1000 one night – AND purchased various Etsy items – i wish it could be like that again because i wish You could have everything You wanted all the time – my dream would be to one day be able to buy every single item from Your wishlist – i just think that would be the most wonderful thing i could do with my life. And how amazing it would be to see You fill it up with even more things almost immediately 🙂 “

$200 from a new slave today, $400 from toe jamjam and $200 from  an old lame flame peterpeterpeniseater.  screwy stewy surprised Me with the moonstone earrings I just added to MY list.  pantystain also quickly fetched these handmade Etsy earrings for Me.

Added a few more things to My wishlist

Athleta Workout Clothes
Denim Bettona (reviews say they run small so get Tall Xl in blue)
Straight Up Pant size Tall L in asphalt
Prevail Jacket in size L Black
Denim Bettona in green (will get these after the blue.after I know how they fit)

Fall/Winter Wardrobe
LL Bean Sweater Fleece size Large Dark Turquoise

Hudson Jeans
Bolina Bootcut size 31  sir wankalot
Straight Leg in Lux size 31

Cache Stuff (ask ME about coupons)

Black Shirred Dress size XL
Double Zip Black Dress size L
Red Hot Sweater size L  **
Striped Sweater size L
Snakey Slinkey Sweater size L
Black Wrap Top size L in black
Vneck Sweater size L
Asymetrical Dress size L

Hair Stuff
Cojoba Styling Gel

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ludgerella from the sissy shire!

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ludgerella from the sissy shire!

Just a quick note!  ludgerella made My day today! he bought the $398 boots I wanted, purchased ME several work-out pants from Athleta and a beautiful $115 Natori Nightgown!  ludgerella, I have more items.  Let’s not stop!  Call ME!  And I will whisper all that I desire into your little sissy pig ear!  Let’s shop all night long!! 🙂

Me and MY Girl are gonna go take a long walk.  Be back in a few hours!

Etsy Moonstone Earrings screwy stewy

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Surprise from sir wankalot!

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Surprise from sir wankalot!

Woke up and found a surprise $500 tribute from sir wank alot!  yay!  Haven’t heard from you for awhile, simpleton simon!  Where have you been hiding out?

fagarella sent $468.  Oh Mah gawd this guy is such a closet-case fag!

I have very sad news.  🙁  That guy with the crazy chastity device found his key.  I give that two thumbs down.

It’s beautiful here!  Going for a hike in a few.  Toodles dahling dicklettes!

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Taking Off for the Weekend

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Taking Off for the Weekend

Update:  So this new guy is an interesting case.  he requested “forced intoxication”.  he also had this chastity device.and I mean a HARDCORE $1,000 chastity device that goes through a piercing.  So anyway, unlike,  say..senor doggy..this guy can DRINK.  Shot after shot this guy does and he still manages to seem fairly sober.  So I have him pop an Ambien. When that kicks in I have him toss his chastity key out the second story window into the darkness.    We say Our good nights.  An hour later I get this message “i just crawled through my bushes looking for the key, I MUST have the key.f this.  i’ll have to go to the hardware store to cut this off!  I reply “Go to bed.”    The next morning I see that he messaged an hour after I told him to go to bed.  “ksssug tugh. ias, shee, no!”   No idea what that means, but it made us  laugh over coffee the next morning.  I saw the guy, via webcam, lock this thing on and toss the key out the window.  Hopefully a badger ate it while he slept.    I ask him why the hell he has such a heavy duty chastity device if he hasn’t ever had a Domme lock him up in it.  he said he liked to mail himself the key.   hahahhahaha!  Whether he is being honest, I have no idea.I don’t really believe anything new guys say.but nonetheless, I give this guy points for creativity.

My Girl took Friday off and we are heading out of town for the weekend for camping, hiking, fishing and relaxation.   I will have MY  phone and possibly wifi at night.   Feel free to text or Yahoo I.M. (only if you have sent a generous donation) and wish Us a fun and relaxing weekend.  I just might answer if your prezzy pleases Me enough!   Make your donations here!  HRC will be with US,  feel free to buy both Me and Her gifts from MY Amazon Wishlist.

senor doggy and twinkie and terrance all made very chubby donations today!  senor doggy got SO drunk on tequila and beer!  he got to watch Me on webcam for over an hour and wound up spending $1,000.  he was so sad after!  you should have seen his face!  hahaha!  twinkie and terrance both sent $500 each.  $200 from a brand new slave.  $2,000 +day..yum!  Oh and twinkie also bought the Floral Sheath dress that Princess fan was suppose to buy.

twinkie = WINNING  Princess fan = FAIL

Natori
Red Nighty size L ludgerella

Gap/Athleta
Athleta Bettona Jeggings size L tall Olive ludgerella
Straight Up Pant size L Tall in Black ludgerella

 

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