Yeh..I know..I’m awesome. Here’s a pic of ME wearing the Hooded Leather jacket that sir wankalot bought Me. Love it!
Fun with Instagram! Another Iphone selfie. This picture looks more Me than the other.
Update: Nov 8 Look what wankalot did today!! he went to a skeezy gay sex club and sucked strange dick! his very first dick ever! Took him two trips. First time he went in there he spazzed out and had a panic attack and begged to be allowed to go home. Not wanting to disappoint ME, he went right back and sucked this puny dick like a trooper!
$3,000 more from wankalot today!
$150 Amazon GC and $100 cash out of the blue from a new fan.
Another $300 from mrbot!
Read wankalot’s latest blog. We are now doing three $25 donations a day. Morning, noon and night tributes.
Another new guy popped up on Yahoo messenger tonight. he paid $300 cash and sent $100 Amazon gift certificate.
Another $150 from that 21 year old slave.
Yo, pigsnot! Me and all the crew are wondering where you are hiding?! I think I am going to have to make a pigsnot Voodoo poppet and light it’s little feet on fire so it runs away from home and right back in MY greedy little web!
Brand new baby slave sent $180 worth of donations yesterday. he’s only 21 and ready to begin his servitude.
$50 daily tributes are still coming in from wankalot. More of you should be doing this. It keeps you focused. Paying Me becomes as natural and automatic as brushing your teeth or pouring your first cup of coffee. I should be the first thing you think about when you open your eyes in the morning.
WISHLIST ***denotes priority items.
Cache
Cache Sweater ***Princess fan
Scroll Sweater ***size L
Navy Blue Sweater size L
Black Shirred Dress size XL **
Double Zip Black Dress size L
Zappos
Cashmere sweater L Grenadine
Striped zip jacket ***L in Rouge
LAMade Sweater ***L
Billabong Sweater S in Dune
Rinah Sweater S
SPAS & RESORTS
FireSkyResort Gift Cards in Scottsdale AZ about 240/night buy at least $500 at a time.
Sneaks came but we are exchanging the first two pair.
Another Dyson. This one for hardwood floors.
Winter goodies from Sundance Catalog purchased by sir wankalot
Update: $750 from sir wankalot plus he cleaned out My entire Express wishlist ($315)! hahahaha! I love it! mrobot was activated by My blog earlier today and promptly deposited $300 into My account.
pantystain been buying up little things on MY list..socks and such. his monthly E-salon hair dye package came again. I will be touching MY roots up in a few days. twinkie bought a new Dyson vacuum for hardwood floors and terrance got this quilt from MyHabit.
mrobot activate! you’ve had a payday haven’t you?! Time to insert your cash into MY account!
sir wankalot has been paying a daily $50 tribute daily. Every day when I wake up I see it there in MY account. 🙂 Isn’t that sweet? Looking forward to My next Amazon delivery..several pair of pretty sneakers and $75 worth of Itunes gift cards are on their way.
Yesterday we got the bike stacker sir wankalot put together. It totally saves room in the garage and is quite sturdy.
Few more Q&A’s posted.
This I want asap!
NEW WISHES, BITCHES!
Cozy Fall and Winter Wardrobe Wishes for Me and My crew!
Express all fulfilled by sir wankalot!
Camo Top for HRC XS
Leopard Tunic L
Tunic Sweater L black
Express Perfume We smelled this and liked it. Buy!
Cocoon Sweater in Wine size L
Water Tiger sweater size L
Hair Stuff
Cojoba Styling Gel
AIRLINE TICKETS!
Delta gift cards!
American Airlines!
US Airways! (foreign guys can buy gift cards here)
United Airlines! (have to be a MileagePlus member to order)
Just got $300 from senor doggy.
sir wankalot is tapping into his regular paycheck now. $550 shopping and $500 cash donation last night!
I am taking GreenDot Moneypaks again for all you anonymous fraidy cats. you can buy them at any Walgreens, CVS and Walmart. Some random guy sent a $50 one the other night. I see that you don’t have to have an account like the old days to claim Monkeypaks cash. Much easier now.
Curly Hair Salon Gift Certificates Me and HRC can use them
Someone bought this hat off Amazon.not sure who. Walked past the bison again on our chilly walk today. Keep Me happy, boys! My smile is all you really need in life!
wankalot’s inheritance has been completely drained. No more to get there.
However, all money he spends on Me now is from his normal salary. This morning he sent $300 cash tributes and cleaned out My entire Sundance catalog wishlist for $742.000 worth of shopping. 🙂
Note to paypiggies: If you pay ME, email or text Me your pay schedule. I am going to set notifications to MY phone alerting ME to each of your paydays so I know what day to bombast you the most.
NEW WISHES, BITCHES!
Cozy Fall and Winter Wardrobe Wishes!
Athleta Workout Clothes
Denim Bettona (reviews say they run small so get Tall Xl in blue)
Straight Up Pant size Tall L in asphalt
Prevail Jacket in size L Black
Denim Bettona in green (will get these after the blue.after I know how they fit)
Fall/Winter Wardrobe
LL Bean Sweater Fleece size Large Dark Turquoise
The Lightning Dock sir wankalot
Hudson Jeans
Straight Leg in Lux size 31
Express
Camo Top for HRC XS
Leopard Tunic L
Denim Light Wash Top one is XS and one in L
Tunic Sweater L black
Express Perfume We smelled this and liked it. Buy!
Cocoon Sweater in Wine size L
Water Tiger sweater size L