pigsnot retired for 6 minutes today

Update:  Boo!! pigsnot!  I think they canceled your Ipad!    pigsnot doesn’t cancel shit.so I’m sure it was Amazon.  I notice that it’s no longer available Amazon Prime ..so it might have been a stock problem.  Email ME, pigsnot! We need to fix this asap!  you stupid little piss-pig! you should be on top of this! pigsnot contacted ME, Amazon froze his account, waiting to see if they open it.  Annoying! Now it won’t get here by Christmas!

hairlip has been buying lots of awesome goodies!  Opal earrings from Etsy, boots, winter accessories and much more!  he’s also been faithful at sending his daily tributes $10 three times a day. 🙂 slavey davey got Me yet another pair of Hudson jeans and terrance bought a pair of Hudson’s that were on sale!

Yeh, pigsnot said he “quit” again.  But then 6 minutes later I had him squealing like the little cunt-piggy he is!!  he continued shopping!  Since most of his shopping lately has been for MY Sisters, I had him get ME a few things!   he also got MY Sisters’ both Apple TVs.  pigsnot called Me on the phone and started drinking and begged ME to have VTG add more things to Her wishlist, then the little fucker disappeared!  What the hell?  you piece of soft, stinking shit!  I wasn’t done yet!  I hadn’t completely FUBAR’ed you yet!  Get your ass back here pigsnot and spread those cheeks for further fucking!
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Oh, My newest slave is turning out to be slightly amusing.   I haven’t named him yet.  he’s going to be clipping coupons like June Booboo to save money!  I sent him out with his grocery list for the week.  he went to Aldi’s to get some generic food.   We will see how far we can stretch  $8.58!  Personally I think he can get TWO weeks out of this!    The less he spends on himself — The more he spends on Me!    So here’s  a shot of his grocery trip.

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Best Christmas Eva!

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pigsnot bought Macbook #3!!  They are all getting Macs this Christmas!!!  Just so you know, I added one last Mac on My wishlist.   My Macbook Pros are getting a bit old.  My 13″ Macbook Pro is from 2011! The 15″ is Mid 2012.  That’s ancient!  (MY Airbooks are from 2013 though.but smaller)  Next spree, I think I am going to make you get ME a big-ass Retina 15″!   Now everyone in MY crew has newer computers than ME!  We can’t have that!  That’s sacrilege!   Time to replace it.I’ll send My cast-offs to MY teenaged cousin or niece or something.    you did a good job, pigsnot!  They are going to be so happy this Christmas with their gifts!    you will always be MY slimey little pig butt!  I’m sure your old withered peen is leeking right this minute just dreaming about MY next haul!

Someone–a total stranger, signed up $500 recurring tributes!  Ooooh curious and curiouser, I wonder who he is.?  Feel free to send more who-ever-you-are!!   Update:  New guy has been a long time creeper..a retiree..he just sent another $300! 🙂

Who bought the two Cache items!?  Nice surprise!  I am going to have to exchange the black one though.because it fits all tight in the shoulders and big in waist.  Email Me so I can figure out how We should do the exchange because they only do returns. :(  This was slavey davey

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Here’s to pigsnot!

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Here’s your Xmas prezzie, pigsnot!!  One birdie for each new laptop you bought this week!  Where is #3, you old, weak pig!??   Christmas is almost here!  you need to order it NOW!   I’m grinning from ear to ear because I screw your wallet SOOOO good!  Come get that wishlist, pigsnot!  Update:  Kindle and the first computer arrived today!

Here I am before taking off to the other side of town.  Crazy cold but I look crazy cute!
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pigsnot! Santa Sploogey!

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Update:  Yahooo!!  Oh Mah Gawd pigsnot just bought the Holy Mother a Macbook Pro too!!  I’m adding one more computer for the other sister!! Goddess Bless Us, every one of Us!  Merry Xmas to Me and Mine, bitchboys!

Update:  The Macbook pigsnot purchased officially shipped!  Now I am working on  pigsnot  trying to get another one for My Mama!

Plus screwy stewy bought Me the $400 Dyson Heater on MY wishlist! Yahoo!!  Here’s why I like screwy stewy more than the majority of you.  Look at his sweet email.

Dearest Princess
i am in a quandary and am humbly asking for Your advice.  As you know, i am struggling financially.  Recently, i consolidated everything into one loan which is just barely leaving me enough to get by on. i thought i better keep one credit card for emergencies – it has a small limit on it.  So far so good.  Except that for several days now i keep looking at the Dyson heater on Your Amazon Wishlist – especially since You added the words: “Would love to have this! Keep us Warm and Cozy as We cuddle and watch movies while you SUFFER!.  The phrase just keeps rolling around in my head because i know that if i used my card to buy this for You it may mean that i am unable to use my heating this winter – i really would be suffering, and part of me knows that do that would be absoute madness.  On the other hand, the thought of You and Your Girl Friends  being warm and cozy while i shiver just seems the most exciting thing in the world – to know i would be in real hardship so that You can enjoy a luxury that You could easily afford if You wished but far prefer to have a pathetic, worthless fool like me pay for.
 
Last night i could barely sleep for thinking about it – one minute thinking yes, another thinking no.  Tonight i looked at Your Wishlist in the hope that someone else will have purchased it, but they haven’t and so it is eating away at me again.
 
Oh please, most perfect Princess, i humbly beg You to let me know what i should do?  What would be the best thing i should do for Your sake?  i humbly beg and beseech You to let me know.
Your hopeless
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pigsnot is back!  he came up to tell Me that some loser had been impersonating him on ask.fm asking to buy stuff.    Lame.  No, seriously. Lame.  you know you have hit rock bottom when you pretend to be pigsnot.   hahahhahaha!  Anyway, first he said he couldn’t shop.he “was so sorry”..blah blah. wah.wah..ect. ect.  I starting coaxing him and voila! he  bought My Sister a new laptop and The Holy Mother a Kindle!   A Christmas Miracle! Nah, not really!  Just another day of being the Princess of Awesome!  Hellz Ya!  Soon as this ships, he promises more shopping!  XMAS Yay!!!!

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Look and Obey

Update: wankalot! I see you tried to tribute last night but it didn’t go through!! Contact ME! heehee!
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mrobot.  Eyes command. I demand.  Program complete!  Eject cash!

Princess answers more messages from psychopaths and weirdos at ask.fm

This awesome coat  (now I have it in both red and purple quill)!  and these cozy pants from Princess fan!

Down Parka long enough to keep MY Royal Ass warm this chilly season.  Size Long Tall in Wineberry

Boots for HRC  I have these awesome boots and they are SOOO comfy and warm. HRC wants a pair.  Get size 8 in black

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Hullabaloo Jacket in Brown L
Regulator Pants size Long L

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Red dress size L
Keyhole Dress size XL
Cowl Neck Sweater size L
Black Cowl Neck Sweater size L **

Zappos
Cashmere sweater L Grenadine
Striped zip jacket ***L in Rouge
Billabong Sweater S in Dune
Rinah Sweater S

SPAS & RESORTS
FireSkyResort Gift Cards in Scottsdale AZ about 240/night  buy at least $500 at a time.

Other Stuff
Hair Salon Gift Certificates  both ME and HRC get Our hair done here.

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!  Check out MY Amazon I added a Kindle for MY Mom.   Someone get it for The Holy Mother.

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Share the shame!

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So HRC was looking at a dead body when I sent Her this message.  She said My view was more disturbing. hahahaha!    you probably can’t really see what it is..but it’s a picture of an IM sent of a picture of a picture of senor doggy attempting a headstand on his hotel bed.  (I spared Her the nude version of the headstand)  he sent $500 and was actually mildly amusing on Skype last night.  Yes boys, sometimes your pathetic texts and pictures are shared to MY friends to laugh (puke) at.  They often complain they can’t un-see the shit I send them. hahaha whoops!

mrobot activate!  you never answered My question about billing!

Someone bought My Ma some slippers off MY wishlist!  Good boys.  you can do some of MY Christmas shopping this year.  Check MY Amazon often to spread the Holiday Cheer!

We are replacing all Our slippers and auctioning off the icky old ones.  I will be getting a picture of HRC’s tonight.

Here’s Stevie’s well-worn fuzzy slippers.  Send Me an email and your highest bid!

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