Put the MindMeld on slave hairlip!

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Yes I am making hairlip see what I see!  Feel what I want him to feel!  Do what I tell him to do.  he is losing himself so completely!  A few years back he paid entirely for a trip for ME and My Girl.   Now I am working on another vacation!  he’s going to be totally obsessed with the thought of paying for it completely by himself!!

hairlip has continued to pay his $10 tributes 3 times a day!

$500 recurring monthly payment came in from slave d. 🙂  $600 from toejamjam! $100 shopping for special items on Etsy from pantystain.

New Wishes!  I will combining new and older wishes her.  you boys have been good at cleaning up MY wishes.  (Cept Princess fan who flaked on some items and has got himself blocked again.)  When the Zappos items appears on MY front door, I might unblock you..until then  ROT IN HELL. (list moved up)

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Paid to stay Awesome!

Updated: your stupid questions..MY awesome answers!
$500 from gayson jason the fastest wank in the West!
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I know, yet another exotic shot of Me in winter gear.  So sexy!  Showing off another one of MY new jackets.  Pretty much I’ve been sitting around in MY flannel jammies and slippers with frizzy hair and no makeup because I didn’t want to go out in the Polar Vortex!  But I put on MY mascara and ventured out yesterday,  so thought I’d snap another selfie in the mirror.    I can’t get enough winter coats!! I want them all!  Somebody go snap up those Hellie Hansen parkas!   Shop shop, you fucking dumb fucks!!

Helly Hansen Hoodie size L in Mossy Rock
Eddie Bauer Vest like the jacket I am wearing above.  Only available on ebay.  Size Tall L in Teal
I’m on a coat kick!  I want TONS of cool winter coats in every style and color because it’s fucking freezing!!
The North Face Coat get size L in graphite
Helly Hansen Parka  slavey davey got this $300 coat in black!!!!

Sephora Urban Decay Naked Basics Palette

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Shopping sluts and hindu pigpoo!

Shopping sluts and hindu pigpoo!

$500 from the new slave from India!  For now, I’m calling him bollywoody unless something else strikes ME.  I know I might seem more exuberant than usual about his mediocre donations, but this is quite amazing for a guy from India.  As you all know, I generally hate subs from India.   All they ever send is stupid emails begging for freebies and foot pics or requests to compensate ME with really bad photoshop animations.  This guy makes like $800 a month and poops in a hole in a ground.  I am pretty sure that this proves that most of you slaves from the US and Europe should be sending Me even more money than you already do! hahaha!
Downlight Jacket get size L Tall in Teal

Helly Hansen Boots I Want IMMEDIATELY! Used some of the cash from bollywoody to purchase these because he wanted to buy ME these boots but shops wouldn’t accept his credit card from India.  Oh I hope these fit because these boots are so beautiful!  (Same pair that pigsnot bought HRC but different color).

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Keep Me Warm! Shopping and spending your $$$$ is HOT!

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Just colored My hair again, pantystain!  Pretty huh!? Thought I’d snap a quick one before I went out tonight.  Another frigid night!  Coat by Princess fan.  I think the Uggs wool headband was by hairlip.

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Iphone shot of Me and HRC’s new boots by pigsnot! (I’m on the right and I still have the tag on the boot)  I absolutely LOVE HRC’s pair and want the same ones!  Amazon doesn’t have them in MY size.  They are SO adorable! I really want.  They run small and don’t carry 10.5 in Womens so I’m going to go with a man’s 9.  GET THEM NOW!

Downlight Jacket get size L Tall in Purple.

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Hey Boys! Let’s bring in 2014 with a BANG! (to your wallet)

Hey Boys! Let's bring in 2014 with a BANG! (to your wallet)

Well, MY  Mom and Sisters were elated this Christmas!  pigsnot spread the Holiday cheer this Christmas with lots of Mac Love!!  3 Mac Book Computers, 2 Apple TVs, 1 Apple Air Pad and a fucking partridge in  a pear tree!!    he even did a bit more after-Christmas shopping and picked up more accessories, 3 pairs of boots, Uggs and Sorel slippers and a few other goodies!  There’s a slew of other items he bought during the shopping spree!  What a dumb pig-cunt he is!  We LOVE it!!!  My new Ipad Air is I-Fabulous!! The Retina looks so great and it’s so light.   pigsnot, you made 2013 Da Bomb!!  I expect 2014 will even be more fun with  lots of pigsnot shopping sprees!!  Yaaaaaaay!

I received a $300 donation from a sub in India today!  Wow.  Indian subs are generally the biggest ass munches on the planet.  Most are big time wasters  and passive aggressive perverts but this new sub seemed quite polite and sent his tribute before introducing himself.  hairlip has been paying his $30 a daily tributes religiously for 2 months now. 🙂  Also today, pantystain got a robe off MY wishlist and slavey davey bought $100 Southwest Airline GC.

twinkie bought the Drop Cam off My wishlist and I love it SO much I want at least 2 more!  Thing is great!  We can monitor the house on Our Iphones when We are traveling, yell at Her dogs and get alerts if there are strange sounds or motions in the house.  For $10 a month you can have the video stored for a week at a time.    Buy more Drop Cams and Southwest Airline tickets off My Amazon wishlist NOW!

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Last Minute Shoppers!

I took this picture before the cold snap.  Not sure if I posted already or not, but ran across it today.
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Update:  Amazon unfroze pigsnot’s account.  My Ipad Air is on it’s way!  Update: $600 Christmas cash from toiletbrush, $500 Christmas cash from some useless loser who wants to continue to be just useless, $500 from terrance!

Still haven’t picked out MY Xmas Prezzie yet!?  you should be ashamed of yourself, ya fucking FREEEAK!  Time to whip out the credit card and get into the Holiday spirit!   Really, the most treasured Christmas gift you can give ME right now is CASH and AIRLINE tickets.  Paid Travel is what I really want!  I need time to rebuild MY other wishlists because you guys have hit them SO hard lately! pigsnot has bought every electronic gadget a Girl could ever dream of!   My minions have bought most of the items I added to My winter wardrobe wishlists!  Boots, coats, Hudson jeans, polar pants and hats galore!   Good for you boys who make it your duty to make sure My every desired is fulfilled!  I am SO spoiled!  I truly live a life of leisure.  There is NO stress in MY life and I truly love it.  you are SO blessed to serve ME!

For the rest of you, bottom feeding little man-trolls, NOW is the time to GIVE GIVE GIVE!  If you haven’t gotten Me a gift yet, here’s what I REALLY want.

Cold Hard Yummy Cash!

SOUTHWEST AIRLINE TICKETS  They are available on My Amazon Wishlist!  you can’t send too many of these!

AIRLINE TICKETS!
Delta gift cards!
American Airlines!
US Airways! (foreign guys can buy gift cards here)
United Airlines! (have to be a MileagePlus member to order)

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