Princess fan in the Bone Zone!

Princess fan in the Bone Zone!

Soo I ordered that $700 Canada Goose coat using Princess fan’s $700 GC.  I actually got the short version.  I hope it fits cute.  If not, I might send it back and exchange for the long one.I was having such a hard time deciding between the two parkas!  Since Princess fan was whipped into a frenzy, I took advantage of it and suckered him out of this $225  fur aviator hat also from Canada Goose.   Almost a $1,000 day for him.  Not too bad!

Mac Makeup Studio Fix get color NW20***

Nordstrom
Expensive Giorgio Armani Foundation Get in 5

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My Valentine Gift to gayson

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Yep, gayson got this text today!  he is overdrawn $530.52!  The gift that keeps on giving..over draft fees, stress and worry!

Then to top off My day, I received $700 Amazon GC’s from Princess fan.  Princess fan was in deep shit for a few items he purchased  for ME  being canceled!  The Ultimate sin!  he claims he didn’t cancel it..Amazon did.  Either way, he was in the shit can for that!  he paid $700 to redeem himself.  I was going to spend the $700 on a Canada Goose Parka..but now it isn’t available in army green.  Waaaah!   I’ll have to put a little thought in what I will blow the gift card on.

hairlip has been a good little shopper and got HRC a few pairs of high end running pants.  She is pleased.

What will you be getting ME for Valentine’s Day?  Would you like ME to give you the gift of debt, overdrawn accounts and maxed out credit limits?!  I know you do.  Let Me put the kiss of death on your Mastercard and/or Visa. 🙂

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slave gayson quits Me for 20 minutes!

slave gayson quits Me for 20 minutes!

After reading that I posted his conversation and seeing how weak and stupid he looked, gayson once again found his peen sticking up in his pants, urging him on to destructive spending!  Hurray!!  gayson dropped another $200 — making that $500 for the day.

Here’s convo PART 2.  gayson spies My post about him.
gayson: i can’t believe you posted our conversation. you are so cruel
Princess:  hahahahhaha! I’ts even funnier when you see it all laid out there!
gayson:  im super embarrassed that you posted that, i was sharing to you
Princess: feel free to send another $100 and prove that I win after winning. hahahahahaha
gayson: when i read it, i cant believe thats me. i can’t believe your reduced me this person
Princess: I have and there is nothing you can do about it..but continue to cave.
gayson:  Princess..have you ever truly liked me?
Princess:  of course not.  I do like spending your money.and how fast and easy you are to dick over.
gayson: that makes me feel terrible
Princess:  your penis finds it strangely titillating.  send another $100 and this will be the most amusing blog ever!
gayson: i cant
Princess:  sure you can.  no lunches, no drinks, no movies, no fun.  Shut that cable off.  you and your wife can have 3 whole channels to watch.  When she asks why.you can say “Princess bought $100 press powder with our cable bill money”.
gayson: your going to make me cry.  you really don’t care, i thought there was some connection btwn us when we talk
Princess:  you are MY minion.  That’s a connection.  you are MY worker bee.  The little eunuch who works hard to send ME his money.
That’s a very special role.  Now stop crying and send the last of your money.  THEN you can cry!
gayson: gets quiet
Princess: just obey..you are too stupid to make your own decisions.    you still online, jackass?
gayson: i tried to walk away. you make my heart pound and my cock feels funny.  do you do this to all your minions?
Princess:  what? brain-wash them and take their money? of course
gayson:  but this is cruel and relentless. you’ve drained me, humiliated me in front of everyone, now you want more so you can do it again.
its really oppressive.  do you ever feel like you’re just too mean?

Princess:  no I feel like I am just TOO good.  Today I will get more out of you and brag about it.  It will be even more effective.because it shows you running away all guilty after paying, then coming back and paying more right after saying you were done!  hahahaha Proof that I always WIN! That I am all-powerful and you are all-weak!
gayson:  i feel like you could ruin me
Princess:  I could.  I prefer to milk you for the rest of your life.  month after month.paycheck after paycheck. So be a good boy and show the world how bad I beat you down.
gayson:  im hard again
Princess: duh!  Pay time!
gayson:  100? Princess
Princess:  or you can really be good and do 200.for a $500 donation!
Princess: $200! do it! do it! Listen! your peener says “do it! do it!”
gayson: im hard and i hate myself already
Princess: hahahahahhahh!  200, bitch!  you know you are going to do it!  and I’m gonna LAUGH MY ass off!!
gayson: sends $200 more
gayson: i need to go, i cant ever do this again
Princess: hahahahahhahhaha!
gayson: logs off
omg HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

The End!!
Bobbi Brown Tinted Eye brightener twinkie

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Wishes and More Wishes!

Wishes and More Wishes!

Aww.isn’t it amazing how I can continue to replenish MY wishlists after you losers buy up item after item!?    Today I will be available for calls and chitchat on yahoo messenger because I am staying home.  It’s COLD and icky again!  Amuse Me My darling doggies, by shopping and sending your cash on this chilly Saturday!   Wag your tail in front of MY wishlist, drool like the mutt you are and beg to shop and pay Me!!

Convo between Me and gayson today:
gayson: I’ve been trying to rehab and change my sexual addictions.  I can’t live like this forever  Princess, would you ever grant your mercy for me to try and change? Please?
Princess: Never!  I will tempt you into sending ME money constantly ..your only escape is DEATH!  Now go make a donation and prove how utterly and completely you FAIL AT LIFE!  hahahahahhahaaha!
gayson: My credit cards are shut down, my credit sucks, I have to sell things to get by. You’ve taken 20 k , you’ve wiped my savings
Princess:  your cc is not shut down, you compulsive  liar.  I’ll let you send 300.since you are broke.
gayson:  I can’t use it till I pay the balance
Princess:  Go to the bank and pull 300 and send in the mail.  Be sure to buy a Valentines card to put the money in and write.”i  LOVE YOU more than my family.  p.s. i fail at life. ”
gayson:  Why do you do this to me? I need to change. I need to stop feeling ashamed.  You make me feel pathetic and silly
Princess:  you need to do what I tell you.  you NEED to please ME.  you NEED to send ME Valentine money as I laugh at you for being pathetic and silly.  THAT is WHAT you fucking NEED
gayson:  I just can’t believe this is my reality
Princess:  it is
gayson:  I try not to think of you
Princess:  you should be thinking of ME daily.  praying on your knees, facing the Holy Land, Ohio.  Go get Me $300.
gayson:  i’ m afraid to say no to you
Princess:  you can not say no to Me.  I designed your brain to obey.
gayson:  What if I try to say no?
Princess:  you won’t
gayson:  It’s gonna make me go overdraft
Princess: that’s even better!  hahahahaha!  Send ME a picture of your overdraft so I can have a good giggle
gayson:  This should not make me hard
Princess:  It does!  Now do it!
gayson sends $300:
gayson:  That was the last time Princess, I need to stop
Princess: you wont ever stop!  you were born to spoil Me
gayson: I sent 300
Princess:  I see!  I win! you lose! get used to it!
gayson:  I can’t keep this up, it’s too overwhelming
Princess:  if you over-draft, send Me a picture..cuz that would be HIGHsterical! you will keep it up. always!  Payday after payday I get My part.just like Uncle Sam
gayson:  I need to go, this feels like rock bottom.  Bye Princess
Princess:  hahahahhahahahahaha!
Offline
gayson has signed out.
HAHAHA! this conversation has been going on over and over for YEARS!!

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your cash warms My Heart!

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I totally love this hat, slavey davey! I’ve been stomping around in it everywhere.  It makes Me look even taller! I wore this coat twice this week.  I totally need more coats!!   Hit those wishlists hard, bitchboys!

Oh bob.I enjoyed your $250 but your call was SO lame.  you owe ME another $250 just because.  $300 from the cross-eyed freak.

SHOP FOR ME, bitches!
Chocolate Caramels  48 count!
Nordstroms
The North Face Coat get size L in graphite ***want now!

Zappos
The NorthFace Jacket get Weimaraner Brown size L sale

Mac Makeup Studio Fix get color NW20***
Mac Fix+  (get both Mac items)

Hudson Jeans size 31 Toyland Baby Boot***
Hudson Jeans size 31 Collin Skinny Jean
Hudson Jeans size 31 Ella Baby Boot

Eddie Bauer Tall Purple Jacket  ludgerella

Athleta
Runaway Top Black Snow Valley size S for HRC  hairlip
Tech Stretch Jegging S in black hairlip

Helly Hansen Hoodie size L in Mossy Rock
Eddie Bauer Vest Have the jacket, now want vest! Only available on ebay.  Size Tall L in Teal

Sephora
Urban Decay Naked Basics Palette  hairlip
Eyebrow powder get the color Motto hairlip

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Hi, chilly willies!

Hi, chilly willies!

hairlip sent another $500 which I used for shopping downtown today.   Me and the Girls bundled up and hit a few of Our favorite shopping places.   We also went to go look at new shot guns which hairlip had paid for in full! 🙂  Were your ears burning today, hairlip?! We were talking about you over beers, re-reading your texts and laughing at you!!

twinkie spent about $500 on Me today and some guy from Sweden made a $400 tribute.  slavey davey has been picking up items off MY wishlist like a good boy.

It’s suppose to  get -9° tomorrow and with the wind chill they say it will  get around -25 to -35°!  HOLY FUCK!  I will be home tomorrow and Tuesday for sure!   I am NOT going out in that!  Call ME and keep Me warm with your sweet lovin’ cash donations and prezzies! I’ll be wearing MY warm slippers, drinking hot cocoa from My Keurig and raping wallets while the rest of the world is scraping their windshields,  slipping and sliding on the highways and freezing their butts off at work!

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