Joys of being My shopping slave!

Joys of being My shopping slave!

slavey davey’s wife was out of town so he sat alone staring at MY pics, texting ME and shopping!  I got a new pair of Hudson jeans, a beautiful dress, $100, Raybans, hair products and some odds and ends.  yay!!    Now he’s broke until next payday.  he and his wife haven’t had sex for EONS thanks to My Mistress Mindmeld!  his penis won’t work unless it’s being MY prezzy dispenser!  Staring at My photos and paying ME is THE only thing that successfully makes him stiff anymore!

ludger sent $200 and got Me an awesome bouquet of flowers which will be here Tuesday.

doomed brit, get your FAT fugly ass to the store and get those party hats and favors!  you’re youtube video would have been much more interesting if you had a birthday hat on.

Zappos
Jacket on Sale size XL Spruce slavey davey

Athleta
Booyah Jacket size L in black  slavey davey!!

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your Preciousssssss….

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Last night I took this selfie in a bathroom that wasn’t Mine.  Who bought ME that Opal ring?  I love it and wear it all the time!  hairlip picked up Our tab.

FAR Cojoba Hair Gel Get 2 bottles of this stuff! slavey davey

Cache
slavey davey got Me a new Cache dress!
I still really want the Colbalt Dress! ludger
Cache Keyhole dress on sale!

Zappos
Tribute Hudson Jean slavey davey!
Foley Hudson Jean

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Perfection to Infinity!!!

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And then compare this to My minions.  HAHA  doomed brit is such a fucking loser!
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New Wishes
Cache
Colbalt Dress  Want this beauty asap!
Corset Dress  yay! slavey davey
Red Dress

Etsy
OMG!  These are expensive but I love so!  Opal PendantAnother Opal Pendant.

Sephora
This is My new Holy Grail Eyebrow powder.  Need one more for MY purse! Get Motto. hairlip and slavey davey

Mac
Skinfinish in Light Plus

Zappos
Tribute Hudson Jean
Foley Hudson Jean

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sissy tommikins great cocksucking adventures!

sissy tommikins great cocksucking adventures!

So I sent tommikins out to get dick tonight and he hit the BROTHER LOAD!  This big black muscular dude slapped his dick and balls across his tommikin’s face, fucked his mouth and splooged down his throat. tommikins was in slut-heaven!  tommikins also serviced some other smaller white dick but tommikins was too busy swooning over his experience with the big black dong to tell ME much about the tiny one. haha!  I am SOO picking out business cards for tommikins to hand out at the bookstores.  It’s gonna say “sissy tommikins cocksucker specialist” with his contact info.  I can’t wait!  Oh did I fail to mention he sent another $500?  That’s $1500 in two days. 🙂

Say Happy Bday to screwy stewy. This year someone gave him $100 for his Bday..and guess who took it away!?  This Girl!  (I actually got $165 out of him tonight–he had saved a tiny bit more from MY last fleecing.)

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Bow to the ONE!

Bow to the ONE!

Update:  sissy tommikins sent another $500 today too!!  Here are real time reviews guys left for sissy tommikins on his cruisey gay profile!!
“Gives AWESOME mind-blowing head…sucked on my big fat cock for an hour before I blew my first load…..will feed this cocksucker anytime…..”  hahahaha!

“HOT HOT HOT . . . a man who knows what he likes and goes for it . . . sucked me and I shot a huge load for him  . . . You will not be disappointed in meeting up with him!”   Oh MY gaaawd, this gives ME a total side cramp!  This is soo hysterical!!

Update: $300 from doomed brit!  Also some grotesque nude photos of him! haha!

Hey boys!  Wow, the weekend seemed to fly by!   We tried to make the most out of it since it’s suppose to snow and get super cold again.  Had a fancy ass dinner with some friends who came in to town today.   We also got bundled up and took a few hikes this weekend.  This week is suppose to be polar vortex cold, so I’ll be hibernating at home–shakin’ down the bacon, maxing credit cards, invading dreams, whispering into ears and updating MY wishlists!  Send your cash and get your ass on Yahoo Messenger to get ROYALLY FUCKED!!

$500 from sissy tommikins!  hairlip bought HRC some new boots and ME a cosmetic item from Mac.  A package of Mac goodies arrived today from pantystain.  I was very pleased!  amsterdam ham found his way back to MY stable and dropped $500 bucks this afternoon while I diffused MY hair.  toiletbrush bought one of the vests I wanted from Eddie Bauer.  toejamjam sent $400.  I noticed another $75 sitting MY account from somebody.

Princess fan!  you fucking buttinski!!  you pathetic pile of reeking pig shit!   you, Princess fan, are one of the few jack-off slaves that I do not understand!  you buy ME $1,000 worth of stuff the other week, yet the item you bought last night is now back on MY wishlist.  The $8 nail polish went through.  This was in the same order which leads ME to believe that you canceled that $70 item.  you also flubbed on the Cache item you promised.  WHAT THE FUCK IS your MALFUNCTION??    Are you one-flew-over-the-cuckoo’s-nest crazy!?  The reason I made you spend $1,000 last time, was because you fucked up some SMALL orders!  Every time you fuck up, it costs you 10 times as much to be allowed to shop for ME again!  Are you passive aggressive or something??? OR just plain stupid?!  Seriously, I would stab you in the crotch with an ice pick!

Oh tax time is coming up again!  Waaah!  I am so not looking forward to it this year.  With wankalot’s huge donation, I am gonna have an extra hefty tax. Taxes is about the only thing in life that makes Princess a Sad Panda!

 

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Blog is gonna look weird again

Blog is gonna look weird again

I totally have to get rid of the old template, unfortunately.  It doesn’t look so hot on phone browsers and it’s breaking because it’s so old.  Things are gonna look kinda funny for a bit and some things won’t work.

In other news, I got $500 recurring payment from a slave who is hiding out.  (you know who you are!  Resistance is futile!)  $250 moneypak from some random guy, $75 more from the arab sand flea, prezzies from hairlip and Princess fan.

The weather is warming up a bit! Oh winter, go away!! Oh and I TOTALLY love MY Canada Goose fur hat!

Note to slavey davey:  The Eddie Bauer sweater you ordered, never came!  Report back to duty to get ME something else.

Sephora
MotherPucker in Nude and Clear hairlip
MotherPucker Gloss Get Clear, BabyDoll and Candy Gloss  I wear this daily! hairlip
Clear Powder .3 oz **asap hairlip
Foundation get Vanilla hairlip
Sephora Concealer brush  hairlip

Eddie Bauer
Vest on Clearance!  Get Tall L, in grey
Vest On Clearance! Get Tall L, in Teal toiletbrush

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World Domination

World Domination

My $700 Canada Goose coat came! Unfortunately, it didn’t fit. 🙁 I sent it back and will re-order smaller when I get the refund. I really hope the next fits. I’m a bit nervous because the back and bust was nearly perfect but the waist was quite big..so it was quite unflattering. Damned My broad shoulders!  These Canada Goose coats are pretty bulky but absolutely the warmest coat I have ever worn! I could only wear it for a minute or two before I totally overheated.

Guess what! I now have an Arab and a slave from India who are paying.  Today the Arab sent his first payment of $175. his English was hysterical. Here’s some memorable quotes:
“i swear in Your name to obey i will stop eat out side and stop smoke hookah or go to cafe shope with my arabs diaper heads friends”
“i will only eat in home, Goddess, my mom cock everyday God bless America”
Then when I corrected him and assured him he didn’t want to eat his mom’s cock every day, he said,
“Why dont eat my mom cock Goddess, it is cheaper than eating outside?”

hahaha! Fun with Foreign Freaks!

hairlip is so whipped! he continues his daily tributes and buys goodies from MY Amazon wishlist.

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