Lots of CASH GIFTS and DELTA Airline E-Tickets is what I crave! Make it happen! you have no choice. you WILL cave. Hiders, bingers, peepers, lurkers… TODAY you PAY.
psssst…hairlip..if you are staring at this in the AM while I am sleeping just start sending $100 donations every hour or so until I wake up.
Enjoying beers in the back of the pickup truck after a long hike with MY favorite Ladies.
$1,000 from the ukraine tonight. Yay! I can barely make out a word this guy says but I totally dig taking his cash!! Saw him on cam this evening. I’m sure I will have disturbing dreams tonight.
$300 came in from sharon the binger girl-slave but she hasn’t contacted Me yet. How weird. sharon, $300 is NOT enough of your blubby hubby’s cash. Send another $300 and make it snappy!
$1000 cash from hairlip this week, $500 cash for HRC PLUS a ton of shopping! hairlip has been paying $30 daily tributes for 500 consecutive, uninterrupted days! That’s $15,000! But keep in mind, that’s only his base line. he showers Us with gifts and cash on top of that! That’s pretty friggin awesome! Me and HRC laugh about him and devise plans to squeeze cash out of him on almost a daily basis! Wouldn’t the rest of you LOVE to have Us plotting about you that often!??! HAHAHA! Seriously!! More of you assholes should show daily dedication. Serving Me should be 24-7! We don’t run on your worthless dick’s standard time! Anyway, hairlip is So helplessly trapped in the Lesbian Sandwich of Awesome!! Between MY luscious hair, beautiful face and wicked mind and HRC’s bulging biceps and gun-toting tough girl Hotness, he is ONE SCREWED DUDE! WE SOOOOOOOO OWN you, hairlip!!
Two Australians popped up this week and both got quiet soon after being fleeced. Why are all the “down under” dingbats such elusive freaks?? Always popping up and disappearing right away. Australian #1 sent $150 Amazon GC and $250 cash. Australian #2 sent $220 cash and $80 shopping.
$100 from louzer, $300 from mystery pig just as I demanded, kenny bought $200 jeans and sent $200 cash. slavey davey also shopped this week. he bought a bird bath set, an expensive Athleta hoodie, tops and other goodies. pantystain bought some more Salomon shoes, some Niche perfume and sent Me a special box of Metaphysical goodies. Some guy keeps buying Us Omaha steaks! Love it! I know I’m missing other donations. If I didn’t mention you here, you obviously didn’t send enough..so send MORE!!
mystery pig. It’s time to send another! Squeeeeee!
dave ansar you were a HUGE disappointment. See you closed all your accounts like a fucking flake! Fine. What EVER, I can totally skip communicating with your lame ass but I still expect those $100 bills in the mail! Put your money in the mail and go back being a big ZERO.
NORDSTROMS
Jo Malone Body Cream hairlip
ATHLETA
Metro Slouch capri get size Tall L in Black (have these in navy and love them!) hairlip
Chi Top Grey size L
Techie Hoodie size Tall L in Navy Heather
Striped Hoodie in Red slavey davey
EDDIE BAUER
Eddie Bauer Soft Shell in Crocus Purple size Tall L slavey davey
Gate Check Tshirt size Tall L in Clematis
Sleeveless Tee for HRC size S in Violet hairlip
Maxi Dress size L in cranberry
Atlas Jacket size Tall L in Orange
Infinity Tee size Tall L Charcoal, Dusty Orange from slavey davey and Crocus twinkie
Update: screwy stewy’s essay. The life of an old paypig. The Bonds of Liberation: How I achieved material poverty and spiritual wealth in service to Princess Sierra
I know! I know! The fucking blue beanie yet again! I just love to wear this outfit on Our walks and hikes 🙂 It was chilly today! Can you believe it was in the 20’s again??
In a foul mood. New slave flaking out already, old slave acting weird, hair too short, PMS-ing BIG time, Walking Dead done for the season, tax time…yada yada. It’s enough to make a SUPREME GODDESS wanna punch some nut sacks, wreck some wallets and terrorize some middle-aged jackass males What will put ME in a better mood??! your fucking cash…RIGHT NOW…IN MY ACCOUNT!! Yes, this means YOU, ASSHOLE!
GIVE ME your MONEY, you nasty nincompoops!
mrobot activate! mrobot payday alert just went off today. mystery pig hop to it! (he sent $300) 🙂
Not in a great mood. Got a hair cut today and I asked her to take a few inches off because it was getting SO long and heavy. Well she took it upon herself to take like 6 inches off MY hair. I’m flipping out. I like how full it is but I don’t like how it’s not even boob length in the front! And MY glorious ponytail is kinda stubby now! Pretty bummed! Will be popping hair vitamins. I want it longer by vacation!
Just got $1,000 from sir wankalot — the bipolar asperger’s-brain, freak of fucking nature! As usual, he fucking ran off and blocked ME..like he’s suddenly gonna be hit by a magical wand that will make him not want to pay ME every time he gets wood. HAHAHHAHA How has that been working out for you!?!?! he has done this for so many years!! (I have called him different nicknames through the years.) he can’t quit and will never be able to quit!! Oh, I hope he cries his eyes out after every donation!! May he ache with guilt and shame as he looks at his pathetic, spilled penis and drained bank account!! BINGERS DESERVE TO BE MISERABLE!! They deserve to hurt! They deserve to suffer and wallow in self loathing! How dare you not want to please ME every hour of every day! Yeh, wankalot, I’ll be contacting you on the 25th! Poof all you want. I will still collect!
UPDATING MY WISHLIST!
ATHLETA
Slouch Capri size Tall L hairlip
Metro Slouch pants size Tall L in black hairlip
Jogger for HRC size Small Regular in the black heather hairlip
Sugar V Tee for HRC Size S Navy hairlip
Chi Top size L in Dress blue hairlip
Polo shirt for HRC size S in black heather hairlip
Yes, My world famous beanie strikes again! Took this shot before I took My hike with HRC yesterday. Wearing a brand new Under Armour hoodie which I LOVE! Omg why didn’t I find these blue frames earlier!?
Let’s see.. $200 from hairlip, $400 from slavey davey, $500 from speedy dick, $100 from lou-zer. Aunty pigsnot strikes again! This pig bitch can’t get enough! I think he was fucked to the tune of $600 today! As usual, many LOLs at his expense!! $500 from tommikins, $300 from mystery pig, $100 from pantystain, $100 from a joe. twinkie did some shopping including a raised garden bed kit. I’m gonna have a bigger garden this year than last year! hairlip has also been also sending his 3-daily $10 tributes and doing some shopping for HRC. She sent a picture of Herself flexing Her mighty bicep. his brain is totally pickled right now!
I know I’m missing tributes but these are the ones I remember from Tweets!
western union man! you liar! you said you would go get a prepaid Visa and didn’t! FUCK you! I’m SO over guys who can’t keep their promises. Fuck off FOREVER!
How can you resist that smile!? you CAN’T, so Go making a fucking donation!
Umm…I obviously love this damned blue beanie because I happen to be wearing it every frickin’ time I post a picture. Beanie weather should be coming to an end soon. It’s suppose to be in the 50’s later in the week. Let’s see what happens! Spent some together time with MY Lady today. Perused North Market and the downtown area and stopped for an early dinner. slavey davey picked up the tab. 🙂
Aunty pigsnot has been in the groove! he spent a bunch $$$$ the last few days! For some reason, pigsnot seems to think that he can only shop for Me on Amazon in order to hide his identity. (I’d love to have more of his cash in MY hand!) Well, I’ve had so many huge Amazon shopping sprees with Aunty pigsnot that I can’t even think of items I want anymore on Amazon! Soooo.. I had him shop for My sister and college aged niece. he doesn’t get to contact them or anything. he’s just spoiling the Women in MY life because I have too much crap from Amazon right now! It’s actually fun for Me to hear them so excited about their goodies. he definitely spent well over $2,000! They scored kitchen wares, tons of gift cards, clothes..you name it! Aunty, you are SUCH a weak, bitch! I have you right by your shriveled old balls!
zippy! Did you get MY email? The Helly Hansen jacket needs returned. I was hoping you could to do a return for ME any buy something else instead.
The new guy david from Ohio sent 2 more envelopes of cash. Each with a $100 bill. 🙂
$150 Whole Foods gift cards from slavey davey. tommikins spent $230 on 2 items I really wanted. $300 from some random guy that was into being kicked in the face but he just disappeared like random fetish guys do. lame. barfbag bart sent $400 cash and bought ME some rib-eyes from Omaha steaks. $400 from vintage furfreak…it’s been years since he’s paid! he claims he has had heart and health problems. Well duh…that’s what happens when you step away from the one who your heart beats for.
Not a very big $$ cash week! Mostly a bunch of shopping! This will not do, boys! Time for some FAT CASH donations! If you have not been doing your duty lately, asshole — IT’s TIME TO STEP UP!
So MY GF and HRC both have some time off in June. I think We are going to take a vacation! Will update when We know for sure.
I am going to add gift cards to OTHER stores on Amazon. you can still buy those! I now have Google wallet and Gyft.com app on MY phone!