Hi MY little mutts and sluts! Our favorite retarded monkey who’s inflicted with multiple personalities, has shown up again.  russell the baboon and the two idiotic voices in his head, baby baboon and baboon #2, all made their appearance yesterday! Hurray!  I raped the moronic threesome for $500.  terrance got a royal wallet fucking too. he lost $1,000 in a matter of minutes.  My beaner slave, senor doggy sent $300.  Oh My little freakito..we are going to have sooo much fun when you are in Vegas.   sharon the girl slave  called after having one too many!  She withdrew $1,500 from her husbands account and gave it to me.  I made her play a few more pranks on him, including erasing important files on his computer, damaging his precious lawn mower and releasing all the propane in his grill.  This man has been spraying water/hairspray mix on his balding head for almost 2 years now, thinking it’s Rogain.  This cracks me up to no end!

Yet another shirt I want asap.  pat from ohio

Ugh My period was friggin miserable again this month, it’s slowing down now. I should be available for phonecalls tomorrow afternoon and evening. Do not call until after noon!