Some guy sent ME this long Eddie Bauer parka but I have no idea who he is! Love it! What a great surprise! BRRRR! It was cold today! My nose is red!
I also received this absolutely AWESOME $400 Fjallraven shearling lined parka from slavey davey! It’s THE BOMB and one of MY favorite clothes items I’ve gotten lately! slavey davey’s prezzy dispenser was activated and ready to shoot prezzies all over! he scrounged up some more cash and bought ME this Eddie Bauer puffy in Peak Blue and several pair of EB pants, PLUS he sent $150 cash and sent a $60 Netflix gift card. slavey davey has turned into a model slave! I’ve brainwashed and molded him into exactly what I wanted him to be. Yay Me!
Does My fun and cash end there! FUCK NO! sir wankalot came out of hiding and sent $900 cash and bought a $300 Helly Hansen coat! (I think I officially have enough coats now–at least for the time being!) Oh and this doesn’t include the $900 worth of shopping he did earlier in the week which included an awesome pair of Timberland boots, $430 Frye boots, Ahnu shoes and tall Timberland leather boots for MY niece! I fucked you over, wankalot and you LOVED it! Now you say you are “done” but We both know next pay day..you are BACK..you are RE-screwed!! MUAHAHHA! I’m putting that $900 in OUR Mountain Dream-Home Fund…and you will be adding more to it VERY soon.
Then speedy dick called an lost $700 to ME and jerked his worthless weenie when I told him I was going to make him suck some t-girl’s dick! I’m sure he is wallowing in guilt and shame right now. Warms MY heart!
mystery pig (b from Oregon) sent another $300 on Friday! Don’t ever quit, mystery pig! I’m LOVING this!
pigsnot started sending gift cards to buy Xmas gifts for My sisters and niece. I think he sent about $500 the last few days. he also bought Pajar boots and Nike shoes..actually, I am not sure what his total is at this point. I lose track! I’ll need to ask him for a tally. hahaha! My sisters and niece are definitely having the best Christmas EVER thanks to MY personal spunk-pig! pigsnot, we intend to keep burning through that wallet! you are the family Santa Sow!
hairlip sent $150 Verizon gift cards which We promptly paid Our shared mobile plan for the month plus picked up some items off MY Amazon for his Sexy Soul-Snatchers! he has dutifully been paying his $30 a day EVERY day on top of all his cash and gifts! he’s so grateful I have tweaked his brain so perfectly!
pantystain gifted ME these Anu hiking boots! I might have to lay off the boots for awhile too. I recently acquired a LOT of beautiful boots and hiking shoes!
ladystoy is a brand new guy who sent ME $1000 cash has sent more cash! Can’t wait for it to get here!
louzer just sent another $100 tonight. Merry Xmas to Me!
What a wonderful week! I am pleased as punch! Still a few more days until Christmas, boys! SEND ME CASH and MAKE EVERY DAY CHRISTMAS!!
FEMGOD WISHES!
CASH CASH and MORE CASH – saving for Our Mountain Dream Home
A few more $60 Netflix gift cards. Netflix no longer offers gift subscriptions or sells gift cards online. you have to physically go to gas station or Best Buy or someplace and buy them. Also if you are a favey slavey..I could just put your card in and you pay the monthly subscription. This offer is only available to favey slaveys I trust.
Verizon gift cards. you can buy them at Verizon stores or online. Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash! New washer and dryer **
