Update: Nutjob..that’s not a poem I wrote.it’s the lyric of an old song.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH!
Grandpa Freakpie and E.T.
Grandpa Freakpie’s $1600 PLUS ALL his pertinent personal info. he included photo copies of his driver’s license, medical cards, ALL his credit cards, passwords to his banking accounts, email accounts, and extremely detailed financial budget.
hahah I so fucked the baboon outta another $400. he also bought Stevie a few items off Her wishlist.
Oh yeah! grandpa pornpie’s $1600 cash showed up by fedex! he says I have another $3,800 to shop with. I just have to decide what I want to spend it on! 🙂 I’ll post a photo of the fedex when I get home tonight.
sissy tommikins just sent $200 and bought MY trainer’s new Nike Shox and a new australian guy who sounds a bit “off” sent ME $150 AU.which I think comes out to be a bit over $100. (whoopie dingdong). Anyway, this guy says his mama gives him $100 a month to pay to see his shrink, which I think would be extra fun to take from him and make him skip his therapy. Well.I’m going to make it a pet project to get this guy institutionalized so I can brag about it in MY diary. Princess sends student to the loony bin! Sounds fun, huh? We will see how that goes. If he works out his new slave name will be nut job.
They’re coming to take you away, HA HA
They’re coming to take you away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And you’ll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they’re coming to take you away, Ha-haaa!
I thought it was a joke
And so I laughed
I laughed when you had said
That losing me would make you flip your lid
Right. . .
You know I laughed, you heard ME laugh
I laughed, I laughed and laughed
And then I left
But now I know you’re utterly mad!
And. . .
They’re coming to take you away, HA HA
They’re coming to take you away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take you away, Ha-haaa!
I took your cash
I spent it all.
And this is how I pay you back
For all your kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
HAh!. . .
They’re coming to take you away, HA HA
They’re coming to take you away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And you’ll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they’re coming to take yiu away, Ha-haaa!
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OMG PRINCESS HA HA HA HA HA HA!! You are to much, you are so funny! get him institutionalized the loony bin the funny farm, nut job, OMG HA HA HA. You are so funny. Princess you should be nicked named, The Man Killer. Or The Man Killer from Hell, LOL.
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Forget the classic line, “ET phone home”….how bout, “Grandpa Freakpie phone PRINCESS”!!! AHAHAhahahahah……….that’s a flippin laugh and a bag o Reese’s pieces!
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By the way…Baboon, you look like a mix of Andy Dick and Anderson Cooper on crack. Root-a-toot-toot to THAT, sucka!
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oh God Princess, grandpa looks like ET. That is messed up.
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it’s a familiar tune, is it from a cartoon?
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Yeah HA HA HA! grandpa freakpie phone Princess with check book out, LOL,
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It is nice to watch a grey haired man making ridicule. It release people from the weigh of good sense, that is death. It makes them more free.
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