heehee baboon came back from his trip to visit mum and we threw him a coming home party! Me and My Sister buttfucked that bastard for a gob of dough. First I got $500 out of him, but I had to go to the gym.so I dialed Her up and told Her I was running late and needed to leave and to hop online and finish raping baboon’s wallet while the “pickins was good!” heehee I had just sent him a particularly luscious photo of Me that drove him into a state of monkey madness!! She easily acquired another $200 from the baboon.

Well, I’ve used some of MY amazon gift certificate towards ANOTHER digital camera. haha Well you see that sony one that turdmuncher got Me is soo friggin adorable and small and handy but it doesnt seem to take the best indoor pictures. It takes good outdoor ones, so it will be the camera I take on bike rides and poker runs and shit. So anyway I got this camera Some knob who does some photography recommended it, so I got it. I better like it or the knob will be sorry.

I’m so proud of MYself. I made Jamaican jerky chicken with mango jalepeno sauce and it actually turned out good! I was kinda nervous because last week I tried making this pasta dish that had plums in it and it was SOOOOOOOO bad. My girlfriend was like, “why didn’t you have a guy come over to cook tonite?” It’s true. I am a godawful cook. If it wasn’t for My houseboys, I’d be living on Chicken Fajita LeanPockets and diet pepsi. I am bound and determine to only eat out one day a week and to keep MY happy ass out of Chipotle all the time. Have been doing pretty good with going to the gym. Today I did 60 on the treadmill and about 40 minutes of weights.