Royally Fucking you Over!

Royally Fucking you Over!

  I received My Dyson Animal Ball vacuum today!  It’s awesome!  This thing is so cool how it moves around all slinky and bendy.  I am soooo glad I got this one and not the older Dyson animal model.  Ummm..freaks!  Nobody bought My world market GC’s!!! WTF!!??  I went to get the wine cabinet I wanted but it was on backorder. It will be here in 3 weeks. One of you lame fucks better send $500 to cover it..well, almost cover it.

Anywhoo..as usual I waited until the last minute to file taxes. I will be busy working on that this week.  It’s late, I’ll update more later, I’m just very pleased with the new vacuum!

wolfie, I am fucking you up royally!  Write a letter to the better bitches bureau and complain about how your rights are being infringed upon.  Nobody’s going to help you! Nobody cares!

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5 thoughts on “Royally Fucking you Over!

  1. avatartittyboy

    i don’t know who wolfie is, but i know Princess is right–no one will save you once She decides to fuck you up in Her royal fashion. i have failed to lose weight and to keep up with my porn quota on clips4sale. So now it’s sink or swim time! i have to pack up all my male clothes with only a couple exceptions She’s mercifully made for now. And i can’t even wear gender neutral clothes like i have been recently, but i have to wear lots of pink and very girly clothes everyday and everywhere besides for work and to make it virtually unbearable i cannot even hide my balding head–it has to be HALF-DRAG because She says i can’t pass anyway until i lose more weight!!! Now i sincerely WANT to be allowed to go out in full drag!!!

    my last remaining ‘normal’ online profiles have been emasculated and exposed and i’m adding new pages to the homepage She’s made me keep up for a few years now (www.faggotfirefighter.com) even though it has not been publicized much previously. DDR says this kind of exposure might cause me to be unable to get a job anywhere besides WalMart. Is this how cheap strippers, prostitutes, and crack whores feel (assuming it’s not so bad for the classy ones) once they’ve gone down that path and can’t escape? Forgive me, Princess–i don’t want to escape You, i only want to stop making any more excuses and start pleasing You and serving You well, immediately!!!

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  2. avatarAnonymous

    That’s not entirely true…I will help poor little wollfie. Suicide, jackass. My advice is to kill yourself as soon as is practical, with whatever method you choose.

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