Hi hoggyboys! Well, Im having a verrry relaxing time. I still like the other resort better. It was more private and the food was better. The pools and scenery are all gorgeous! The grounds are beautiful and the pool is ENORMOUS. It´s all 5stars and stuff but there are more people here and it doesn’t feel as personal as the last resort. I’m getting all gagged out by the amount of hot women with dirty ugly old trolls. Must be a money thing, but jesus. No amount of money is worth screwing those filthy old men, girls! GROSS GROSS GROSS! I’m talking MAJORLY NASTY old pervs with 20 year old hotties. It just gets ME all riled up and ruins MY vacation. Anyway, I’m not all burnt! I´ve been really putting on the sunblock and wearing a hat, but I’m soooo bloated. I´m not sure if it´s a combination of MY period that should be coming any moment now, the food, drinks or the weather, but My poor little feet are totally swollen like they have been stung by a bee! Other than that and a case of the frizzies, I´m having a lovely time and we´ve met some awesome chicks from canada and amsterdam. The weather has been PERFECT!

I logged in to count all MY “Pay Me to Play” vacation $$$ and I only see a few tributes!!! What the fuck is up with that you mooching sacks of shit!?!?! Fine! No sexy pics for you assholes when I get back. No peeks at My sexy resort wear, My sunkissed nose, My sandy toes and the pretty flowers I have been wearing in MY hair every day. you´re stuck with palm tree and parrot photos. FUCK all ya selfish old wanks!! I shouldn’t have to be here constantly ENTICING you chimps to pay!! you should be paying because it’s your fucking JOB to pay ME–because you were born to pay ME, destined to spoil ME and DAMNED PROUD to do it! Eat shit and die, you unworthy maggots! Oh and to all you fucking NASTIES emailing ME rude “requests”. Fucking go stick a meathook up your anus! This ain’t no peekshow! you want panties, titties and crotch.there are plenty of moneydommes who will be glad to show you lots of it.if they don’t show you now.just wait a few months, most wind up showing you whatever you want in the end. Send your requests to them and cram your $$ up your wrinkled old bung. I don’t take orders.

I’m going to have a CocoLoco and go back to forgetting you pudwackers EXIST.
Seeya, good puppydogs when I get back.