Had a very nice weekend. Group of us went out for indian food then cosmos after. Took a motorcycle ride out in the boonies looking for amish people. My friend loves to find them selling bread with their little carts, so we went on an amish hunt. Never had Me a amish slave. That would be kinda interesting, but since they probably don’t have much money, I doubt I’ll put much effort in getting ME one. ha!
Friday blew a egg up in MY kitchen. I am such a nightmare in the kitchen. I was boiling an egg for egg salad and forgot about it and it boiled down to nothing. I heard this GIANT explosion in MY kitchen and the entire egg had combusted. I can’t believe how much boiled egg got everywhere. I mean, it was EVERYWHERE! So I called lawnmower man at work and told him to come here right after work and clean the egg off MY ceiling fan. I shouldn’t have been in there attempting to do men’s work–I could have gotten MYself hurt. *heehee* See, I obviously need a personal chef. Why don’t one of you goofballs pay for that so I don’t have any more kitchen mishaps?
Still haven’t gotten a gas card for My sister! What’s with that??? I want another one too!
APPLY FOR SHELL GAS CARDS
Be sure to put Sierra Horizons as your authorized user. Then ship ME the card when you get it.
Here’s one for BP Stations too.
$400 from the ukranian, $200 from robert, $500 from stupid coed cootch, I don’t consider coed cootch My slave–he’s just a moron who’s money I took. robert has paid Me several times in the last few weeks so I think I will give him a new name. Since he likes to stand like a “statue” for hours, his name is the none thing for short we’ll call him nada. you’re suppose to sign up for the lovetax too nada. Get that done right away. I also got around $325 of tiny little $50, $25, $75 contributions from a slew of yahoo perverts who I don’t really know.a david, a henry, a kent..not devotees, nobody worth mentioning really.
NOTE TO m.j.
Did you sign up for another weekly lovetax? It seems I have been getting $100 every day for the last few days from you? What’s up?? Did you do that? Check with your credit card company if it’s a mistake. If not, woohoo! Way to go, dumbass! If it’s a mistake I’ll fix it..but I don’t know why it would be suddenly rebilling you every day! This is what you have been rebilled on your love tax since 8/16/2005. I don’t know how it could suddenly change, unless you signed up for more lovetaxes? Did you sign up for 3 weekly lovetaxes?
08/16/2005 04:19:11 100.00
08/24/2005 02:31:01 100.00
08/31/2005 01:53:27 100.00
09/01/2005 00:44:28 100.00
09/07/2005 03:50:48 100.00
09/08/2005 04:04:21 100.00
09/09/2005 02:27:43 100.00
09/14/2005 00:27:19 100.00
09/15/2005 03:39:59 100.00
09/16/2005 02:39:54 100.00
Email me ASAP!
