Howdy, turdbirds. Been busy with “stuff”. toiletbrush where the hell is MY leather bike helmet?? Check with them. Ok. I’ve been away from MY pc the last few days..can’t remember every thing since the last time I updated by I did manage to bamboozle latexlover for another $500 today, $175 from a guy named paul This little fucker I talked to on the phone and he started sounding like he was jerking or something so I told him to go make another $100 donation and call ME back afterwards. I hung up on him but he never did make that extra donation. grrrrrrrrrrrr So now I hate him. you suck paul! I got your phone number, remember?? That’s why you started banging your little monkey stick so hard! amazon addict got $150 from amazon, $100 from ronnie, and $200 from an anonymous craig. $75 minor shopping for a birthday gift for a friend from terrance. ronnie, you owe Me another $100 and a webcam show today. I WANT you to have a FULL SUPPLY of booze..and a..hmmm..well you know what..ready for that disgusting feat you are going to perform for Me.
I think I’m going to be going out of state to visit a “curl specialist.” Not a 100% sure yet but the appointment should be around the 13th and I will be out of town for that for a couple days. I might chicken out and cancel, knowing Me. I’ve been going to the same woman for friggin YEARS. But I have My hair the same length about every where but a few pieces in the front so even though I can sometimes pose for a few pics with MY hair down all the way, I can never ever wear it that way cuz it just continually falls in MY face. I always have to pull the top up or wear a headband or something..so I was contemplating perhaps getting something done more mature, something that perhaps frames MY face more cuz My face has been looking kinda skinny lately. I was even thinking about wearing MY hair more spirally and wild mane like this. Start making the curls pop instead of taming them down.
http://naturallycurly2.com/images/styles/309.jpg
Having My ears covered all the time might drive Me crazy though because I’ve worn MY hair pulled off MY face and ears for so long. If I get it cut around My face it will be WAY curly and boingy-er curls. It will be very WILD.
So I’ve been looking at pictures and cuts for days now and chewing My nails, not being able to decide if I should take the plunge and go jungle curl with My hair.or keep it as is. But I am getting sick of pulling up the sides all the time and wearing scrunchies like a kid. If I didn’t LOVE MY hair so much this wouldn’t be such an ordeal..but it’s very a tricky thing messing with perfection.
Anyway, twinkie decided if I go through with it he will be paying for travel expenses, fancy hotel and the appointment itself. Then if anything goes awry I can blame it all on him and extort cash out him. If it’s pretty though, I will send him some of My discarded curls that he can carry around in his briefcase and wrap around his weenie to make a little ringlet leash. HA!
Discarded curls??? I’m getting a stomach ache just thinking about it. I also think I’ll be going a shade darker if I do this. twinkie is broke right now so won’t be sending the cash til the beginning of next week. Seems like some bitchy Princess keeps riding his wallet HARD! heehee
I got MY light weight carbon fiber helmet today. I can’t remember who the hell bought that one. amazon addict got the cheaper one on MY wishlist, toiletbrush got the leather one, but I don’t know who got this one. I think I have enough helmets now. My other pair of motorcycle glasses came today too. They are even cooler than the first pair. Addict has spent $1700 this month but I’m encouraging him to round that number up to $2000. Good idea, huh?
Might take some more webcam pics tonite or tomorrow. I might wait to do some digital ones til I get My hair done.if I get it done.
Time for MY workout.
hmmm…..i feel Your pain about the hair dilemma. i’m whining right now because My girl trimmed Mine a little too much last time, about 2 or 3 inches and it’s no longer to My waist. yeah it feels healthier but whatever 😉 honestly the good news is that You would look great any way You did Your hair….i understand wanting something more mature. but Your look now is really “You”….so You can’t go wrong with it. i’ve thought about it lots but i know i couldn’t go thru with cutting My hair for real until i can’t pull it off agewise anymore and i have a good few yrs on that left for sure. i think the main difference with My hair from Yours is that My curls are a bit looser and don’t start until about My ears and then they spiral. My hair also doesn’t seem as voluminous as Yours. and i think You WILL be driven crazy with having it down all the time over Your ears and having to style it. so i don’t know what My vote is! i just know You’ll be fabulous! ~tFf
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Yeah I dont really know if I want to go through with it. I do get sick of not having the option of wearing it down on top. But I wouldn’t like the option of NOT being able to wear it up on top even more. I want it LONG. I think Im about 23 inches right now. I was like 26 or 27 or something. I’m afraid if I do get it cut to frame My face, I might lose length too. I will be a fucking deranged bitch if they take too much off the length especialy in the back. At first I was mad cuz MY regular stylist cut it off a bit above the waist…but not I think I actually like it better when I can see teh smallest part of My waist and My hair be right above it. Makes MY waist look extra tiny from behind. Before it was longer than the tiniest part of MY waist.
I might cancel last minute. I’ve thought about doing this before and backed out last second. We shall see.
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PRINCESS i beg you not to do too much damage to YOUR beautiful hair. YOU have some of the sexiest hair this pig has ever seen. i am sure it has helped YOU get money out of us on more than one occasion. i know anything YOU do will be perfect, but i can’t help feeling YOUR hair (and that bone-crushing mind under it) are YOUR most defining attributes.
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Me damaging MY own hair is the last thing you have to worry about. If I go through with this MY hair will just even bigger and curlier..probably a bit more sultry. Instead of restraining half of MY locks on top and behind..ALL of it will be out and about. I think I might start boinging MY curls more after I get the cut..IF I do.
Dont worry I could cut off half of it and still have more hair then 10 little moneydommes put together. I tie My hair down. Most of you have no idea just how huge I can make My hair.
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