Oh Me and MY crew got fatmac good last night! New winter coat, 2 items from Etsy and $100 Etsy gift certificate! I don’t know what he got MY sister but I noticed he paypal’ed Her some money. he also sent gift certificate for a restaurant. After Christmas, We will all be dining out together on his dime. Cheers, fatty! We have collectively been taking advantage of him for countless YEARS and he ONLY keeps it in Princess’ Royal family. he does extras that I don’t even talk about.like has paid for My monthly manicures for several years. he is NEVER disloyal nor sniffs around paying other online Dommes. (Too bad I can’t say that for all the rest of you, shitlicks!) fatmac keeping it real! REAL owned and stoned by the The Princess! he should be the Patron Saint of atm moneyslave suckas! he serves THE GODDESS TRUE, THE PRINCESS CREW the GODLY FEW! Don’t you wish he was you? HA!
The purple top and the Hudson jeans both fit to perfection, Princess fan!
Haven’t sent your Princess Her Christmas gift yet, loser?? Well, you’ll have to send all your Amazon prezzies overnight shipping to get here in time. OR just send cash or Amazon GCs. Tis the season to give and give and GIVE!
$1,000 of Christmas Crispies from the ukraine! he crawled out of his hidey-hole to lay his cash at My feet and wimper on the phone as I reminded him of how completely pinky-wrapped he will be for the rest of his life. The ukraine has been around for many many years too. However, he goes into long bouts of hiding. How completely LAME of him! Resistance is futile and always short-lived, My little pig droppings. I will never unchain your hearts!
Thank You most Perfect Princess for allowing me the honour of purchasing $469 worth of goods from Your Amazon list – i know it is a pathetic amount as You are so beautiful and deserve so much more than i have. i beg Your forgiveness for being so useless.
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Princess Reply:
December 26th, 2012 at 7:57 pm
stewy..yes you suck wholly and completely! I expect that you will be working harder and making more money to send ME. I will try to forgive you for not hitting the $500 mark on your Christmas shopping. hahaha!
Pay day…we will meet again.
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