UPDATE: I know the Ladies are all very against Me entering mark in the calendar boy contest.but OMG..how can any Woman resist this hot bod???
HAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG he’s GROSS!!!!
he’s trying to push a turd out right now.
Rush all your Valentine cards to:
mark francis, 446 Rae Street , Fitzroy Nth Vic 3068 Australia
Hey boys! I just finished up My members diary entry.
At first he wasn’t willing to say “Princess take every dime in the account” or “please, i beg that YOU empty my credit union account,” so I grabbed him by the back of the head and smashed it down hard onto the steering wheel and honked the car horn with his head. Whenever he hesitated in saying something, slam HONNNNNNNK! After repeating this ritual several times, tim stop hesitating and promptly agreed to everything I told him.
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I also added a few more pics of ME gloating over My cash. you freaks are gonna drool for this entire entry. For new members, I have also rotated in MY “human garbage can” gallery for this month’s rotational archive page.
Oh I have a crazy idea! I wanna do sorta a web calendar of the World’s Most Unsexy men. I want all MY out of shape, hairy, balding potbelly losers to take pictures of themselves posing like beefcake calendar models. you know, like Mr March dressed up in a bow tie, skimpy undies, tuxedo vest with no shirt flexing his muscles and trying to look all dreamy or Mr August dressed up in a cowboy hat, spurs and boots and nothing else holding a lasso or chewing on a piece of straw trying to look all sultry. The fact that most of you are total out of shape fugly mutts with 4 inch dingdongs will make this a very amusing project. Contact Me if you are interested in being one of Princess’ calendar boys and I will assign you a month and special look. I would prefer if you took these with a timer and a digital camera or something, but I will accept webcam shots too if they turn out ok.
baboon and fagarina you both are definitely gonna do this. Which other ones of you are going to volunteer? Then we can have a poll and have everyone vote for which one of you freaks are the World’s Most Unsexy man! No crossdressing.I want you guys “trying” to look like studs. HAHA
Princess…..i promise to try hard & pose on my cam like a good calender stud. i dont have any male underwear though..can i buy a cheap pair for the shots?…i also need someone to take shots of me on my cam as i cant reach keyboard for my poses.
mark
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pleeeeeaaaaasssse pleeaaassee do NOT let the whining Mark Francis ruin the great calendar idea by allowing his participation. The Female Fan is right – he is just a user who won’t go the distance for Princess. I think he needs to redeem himself with a grand gesture of some kind. so far all we’ve seen of him is this annoying whining. since he is always whining that he is broke, let him pay homage in some other way. like this perhaps?
http://www.goregasm.com/view_attachment.php?id=87103
put up or shut up, Francine.
looking forward to seeing the calendar!
~ the other female fan
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I came up with the turd regurgitation idea but Francie doesn’t seem to want to do that for Princess even though she liked the notion. What a lazy, worthless pig he is. No, excuse me, pigs don’t deserve to be insulted like that.
If he’s willing to do that, or do what you showed in the goregasm link, then maybe, *maybe* he deserves some consideration. Maybe.
OK, Mark, you have the attention of a few women here, and that seems to be what you live and die for. What are you going to do to show your devotion to Princess, and when are you going to do it? Inquiring minds want to know. You’d better do something now, or else Princess may decide she doesn’t want to bother with you any more. You’ll whine and cry and want to get back into her good graces, and you know damn good and well that whatever she comes up with at that point will be far worse than anything we’re talking about now.
This is your big chance, Francie. Don’t blow it, or you might end up blowing worse.
– La Femme
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Francie looks like a special-ed kid trying not to shit his pants in that calendar-boy photo. Oy vey. I’m going to go to bed and try to not have nightmares. My eyes, they burn.
– La Femme
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HAHAHA
I guess that was sorta cruel to My readers to post without ample warning. I guess it’s like looking at a solar eclipse..you can’t look straight into it or you’ll burn your retinas out or somethin’.
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please …that pic of me was taken when i was nervous!! my penis is really bigger than that….& i had been drinking…please dont judge me on that pic alone….& please send me a valentines to my house…havent had one in years…would love it..
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now Princess…You know i never question You…and through You i had thought i had seen it all…fagarina pee-peeing on his Boston Market and scarfing it down, russell becoming 3 strange entities instead of just one…but seeing mark francis in this state of undress, especially juxtaposed next to Your most fetching icon…is almost too much. is that supposed to be his icky?? it looks more like a particularly nasty boil…lol….next time puhleeeeeeze put some caution tape around that mess, lest My royal eyes go blind!!
~the Female fan
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OMG,….how much do I adore Princess Sierra and her stable of nasty-ass sissy losers????….And this one especially,…
“Marcie France-piss”
…..oh freakin YUM,..isn’t he just a treat…..*stomach heaving*……
As a conoisseur of the use and abuse of the worthless testosterone-ruled lesser-sex,…I highly respect and commend your work PRINCESS, and do hope that Miss Marcie France-piss ends up sucking knobs for cash so that he might be given the HONOR to further contribute these earnings to your state of royal recline…..
With all due respect,….Verna
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wow that brief story about yout slamming that lucky guy’s head into the steering wheel until he gave you all his money is great, LONG LIVE THE PRINCESS!
This image and the other image of you doing some serious facekicking will forever be etched in my freako mind.
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Princess…pleeease the pic doesnt look my best…..somethings wrong as feedback from people say they are
wanting to vomit! i tried giving up the drink but this pic worries me!! i’m not really that small…the room was cold & i had too many wines!
Please can i take another pic….pleeeaasee…my stomach looks bad too….still looking at my mouth to see whats wrong with it…..if i’m to be on a calender i want to look as sexy as i can.
mark
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i wish i could get a photo of my husband posed like this for You but i know he would never agree to it. he is very “unsexy”. It’s even more apparent to me after falling under Your spell.
Your girlslave,
Sharon
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