I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! I had a great time. It was far too short a vacation though. However, I don’t think I’ll be going back to this resort. I like really small resorts, (less than 100 rooms) and really personal treatment where the staff treats you like they are your total slaves, this place was a bit more generic and common and although it was smallish, it wasn’t quite small enough for My taste. The resort also was chock full of honeymooners and perverted old rich guys sneaking off their young girlfriends while pretending to be on ‘business trips’.

We had a blast in the ocean and got to do a lot more swimming and boogie boarding then we did last time. We slept on the beach, tanned by the pool (well I didn’t really tan..I was gooped up with an inch of sun block.) She tanned, I vegged.

Agh! My precious face is so bloated right now! For real. Here is ME the day before I left on vacation. (maybe 2 days)

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Check out the second shot of ME! Hell-O!I still look look adorable but in a younger, poochier face way. Same thing happened last year. Remember that shot of Me in orange with the burnt face? It’s rounder here too!

I think being around the equator does something wacky to Me! My feet won’t fit in MY every day boots! ANYway! 5 lb Damage report! But I’m not too upset because I lost almost that much before I left. So back on those DISGUSTing Zone meals for ME. It’s just amazing, cuz a few weeks ago I was stressing that My face might be getting longer. HA! I guess that’s what happens when you gaze at yourself in the mirror 3 hours of the day every day. Really. I can’t help MYself. How can I NOT admire Myself in the mirror everytime I pass by?

Hopefully I’ll be feeling MYself in a few days cuz I feel really strange since I got back to Ohio. The weather was so depressing to come back to. But I had fun fun fun! GAWD I wish I had made it 2 weeks instead of one! 🙁 None of My friends can ever take off that much time at once. Sucks the big wang. Oh I started MY period on the plane ride home. How convenient was that? At least I was sitting in First class, suffering with My period pangs. Stick in your tampons, period boys!

Oh I totally loved the red suitcase I got. There is so much room in it and it expands and it’s very lightweight cept I went over by 5 lbs and had to shuffle some of My shit into My girlfriends case. heehee We were heading for the luggage claim and I was bragging how easy it was going to be to find MY suitcase because NOBODY but Me was going to have it and lo and behold there was TWO just like it spinning around the luggage belt! boohoo. I was really hoping to get a suitcase that would be easy to spot that nobody else would have because a year or so ago I had a mishap when returning from visiting MY mom and accidentally picked up some ladies suitcase which was identical to Mine and brought it home. Forgot to look at the tag. Oops. My bad. The owner of the suitcase looked to be a real nutcase. I open the luggage to find this creepy little arsenol of clothing and toiletries that was ALL individually sealed in zip lock bags! EVERY single friggin item! Crazy old lady. I bet she almost had a heart attack when she got home and unzipped her bag to find all MY half-assed folded jeans, logger boots and crop shirts and the other half of the suitcase TOTALLY packed full of hair product. heehee The airport actually picked up the suitcase from My home and redelivered us our respective suitcases. So I wanted to avoid another suitcase mishap.

I wasn’t going to post even TINY pics of Me, but when I came home and found a GIANT stack of boxes waiting for Me and several grand in donations (most from latex lover and the ukranian– the rest of you are still fucking mooches)I was buttered up a bit.