Oh I forgot about this. I STILL haven’t gotten MY lifetime subscription to TIVO. I WANT IT NOW! Only USA slaves can get this one, they don’t accept overseas cards.

Last night was so much fun. First we went to this hoity-toity party that had this excellent seafood buffet thing and the BEST gumbo. Ate crab and lobster until we almost pop. We gobbled so much that I didn’t even get too tipsy on all the drinks. The first place was very classy, everyone was dressed up bigtime with lots of help running around with trays making sure you had plenty to drink. I wore a glamorous, glittery red dress that showed off MY lovely lethal legs. I gotta admit, I have some ungodly AWESOME legs. I am so glad I’m not a little stubby person with short, squatty legs.

After midnight we left to say hi to some of our friends at a pub I hang out at, then headed over to this bar that had an awesome blues band. It was packed as hell, but we had a ball. When I got back around 3a.m. there was a group of My worshipfuls waiting for MY arrival online. They had all stayed up all night like I instructed after spending a long lonely NewYears eve all by their lonesome. 🙂

Surprisingly, I’ve lost that 4 lbs I gained from Christmas. So I’m back in perfect form. Hopefully I’ll get some pics done before I leave on vacation. I have no idea what I want to wear for these. I’m sure someone will have some shopping to do. I want to get these photos done before I leave cuz I know I’ll come back burnt as hell and bloated from too many tropical drinks.

New Years resolutions are for you boys. I expect all of your will be working hard this year to serve ME better than last year, to make ME twice as happy, to spoil Me even more and to be better subservient worms. I really don’t have much I need to work on. I suppose if I was going to make a NewYear’s resolution it would be to finally get a picture of the baboon sucking cock, screw deryck “bigger and badder” than ever before! oh and to get someone to make a video sucking doggy dong. There really isn’t much room for personal improvement on MY side though. I suppose I would make concentrating on MY calves and getting them a bit bulkier one of MY personal goals and maybe to start working on My book and to take more vacations.