My new leggy picture (it’s cropped in the free area, as not to titillate the cheapfucks too much) resurrected some dead weight. harborslave sent $100 keen and then went to MY fund-a-friend thingie and donated another $200. he’s a pain in the ass because he’s so fucking paranoid about only using 100% anonymous payment. he doesn’t even want ME to know his first name! How rude! Well, he paid for it big time on the phone. I made him guzzle pee and smear himself in.well..(you can imagine)..while I watched tv and paid very little attention to him..I’d make him hold his urine in his mouth and call back in 15minutes.he’d call back with his mouth all full.hrmph hrmph hrmphing on the phone..I’d make him call back 10 minutes later.I don’t know how long that stuff marinated in his mouth. HA! Serves him right. The grand finale is far to foul to mention. Ahhh the Power of MY thighs. Speaking of thighs.mine are sore from yesterday’s workout. I’ll be hitting the BowFlex right after I finish this entry and fucking over tormented in spain..which should actually be tormented in italy..whoops.. who just sent $200.UPDATE oops make that $300. 🙂
Oh and looky! One of MY houseboy’s brought MY POBOX stuff over on his lunch break and look what I got! $900 from this guy who paid Me like $50 on yahoo last week or so. he had promised to send ME this “bonus” when he got it. I hardly gave it any thought and assumed he was a liar. Lo and behold.it showed up! I suppose he earned a nickname for this. I’ll have to give it a little thought. I linked MY poem to My domain page for those of you who never saw it–inspired by deryck’s miserable existence.courtesy of ME.
The unexpected cash put Me in a cheery mood! What a nice way to start out a day. Later