Kitchen Paint — omg

Kitchen Paint -- omg

Update: Ignore what I said about Silestone..I just changed MY mind AGAIN. I officially just bought granite. They told ME it won’t have to be sealed for 10 years at Home Depot so I just paid for it and canceled My measuring at the other place. Here’s the shade I chose. Hope I chose wisely. Ordeal takes about a month. I hate waiting for shit. Carpeting, paint, furnishings, new countertops for PRINCESS = Go make a fucking donation you pathetic pigfucker!!

Alright I decided Im getting Silestone counters. I love the granite, but I don’t think I’m responsible enough to maintain it. So I got MY estimated quote on new counters and they will be coming to measure that next week. They measure for carpet friday. The living room is coming together nicely. I picked out this fluffy carpet in a light creamy earthy color called Hearthstone. The paint I LOVE LOVE LOVE! The kitchen is another matter. I decided I wanted to do something kinda old world and rich, but more colorful than usual. So we ran off and got this stuff called Exotic Honey.(personally I think I fell for the sexy name more than the color) Anyway, I slap some up today and it’s more like Exotic Diarrhea. Well it’s only a small bit of wall I painted, but it’s friggin scaring Me every time I walk by. DropDeadRed to the rescue! She’s advising Me on a new color choice.

Fuuuuuck, I want My period to get here TODAY cuz MY vacation starts November 10th and I do NOT want to be bleeding in a bathing suit! I can’t wait until November! Yay!! All Women! Fucking wooohoo! I’m gonna have to start tanning again so I’m not fluorescent. Shit, I hate to fake and bake.

vintage furfreak sent $500 and I’m going to make him buy a few Halloween costumes, I think. fatty get those pants I told you to buy! twinkie bought Me a pair of pants and a sweater today.

NOTE to the guy who bought ME the SouthBeach Corset Dress. Email Me ASAP. They said they would take the dress back and refund your money. Of course I want you to compensate ME for the dress. I will tell you how.

Gotta run to Lowe’s! Later!

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4 thoughts on “Kitchen Paint — omg

  1. avatarmonablu

    don’t fake bake – spray tan!! it’s better for you, looks better and stays on more even. just remember that it takes lile 24 hours to develop. good luck on your kitchen!! I’m in the middle of a remodel right now and it’s driving me absolutely bananas.

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  2. avatarbitchybeauty

    Oh I plan on spray tanning right before we leave, but I usually tan for a few weeks so I won’t burn to a crisp. Remodeling is exciting but nerveracking. I want everything done NOW though.

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  3. avataranonymous

    Princess – about the period stuff: Have you asked your doctor about going on low-dose birth-control pills strictly to control and minimize the bleeding? The Seasonale pills let you limit the bleeding to four times a year. Another option would be a uterine ablation, which could stop the bleeding permanently or at least minimize it drastically. It’s really worth a doctor visit to find out your options and not be stuck with hell periods every month.

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  4. avataranonymous

    I am addicted to your site. I am addicted to reading about your trips to Lowes and the color you are painting your kitchen. I am addicted to the way you control men and hearing about your exploits you and your friends have. You are amazing.

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