Wringing you boys dry!

Wringing you boys dry!

Update:
I just spent almost $600 on fagarina’s Lowes card he sent Me. he was crying when he found out but he got an instant erection!

OOh I love My big pile of brand new fluffy towels. courtesy of vintage furfreak.

Today I ran another $1,000 on grandpa freakpie’s credit card. twinkie sent $300 and also bought Me a pretty marble top accent table. fatmac sent both Me and Veronica $125 each.

Still looking for employment for grandpa freakpie. What a chore! Nobody wants to hire a pant-pissing bag of bones. Does anyone know any legitimate stay-at-home jobs that a decrepit old man could do? I guess envelope stuffing is just a scam. ho hum. Any ideas?

Had plans to go pick out paint today and maybe do a little grilling, swimming and hanging on the patio but we had a total rainstorm last night and now it’s all soggy out. Oh well, I’ll update later, gonna go wash MY hair.

ASSIGNMENT!
Hey I’m looking for a small liquor cabinet. Not a bar or anything, just a classy looking cabinet for liquor bottles a few glasses and wine glasses. Not a wine cabinet. I’m hoping to find it in very dark wood. No glass doors! Get to hunting on the internet and send ME the links to any pretty ones you might find. Chop Chop!

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4 thoughts on “Wringing you boys dry!

  1. avataranonymous

    can he walk? I used to pay my dog walker 30 dollars a weeks and he had a lot of clients. If he can’t walk that well maybe he could pet sit cats. I know it sound ridiculous but in some areas there is a demand. I knew a woman who made decent money and all she did is travel to houses spend 30 minutes per cat. If that is too much for him maybe he could do online surveys. I’ve heard some people make some money doing them.

    paco

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  2. avataranonymous

    Princess, do You think that mother teresa is still worthy to have her picture next to Yours on Your random acts of charity page? It was recently made public that in her letters, she admitted that she did not really always believe in some of the things she preached. You, on the other hand, always speak the truth, and even go out of Your way to bring meaning to the life of a poor old man, who can do little for You. You are generous to allow mother teresa’s image next to Your sacred photo.

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  3. avataranonymous

    Princess would it be posable to find out more about grandpa freak pie? has he ever been married, does he have kids / grand kids. what has he done with his life until he found god in his twilight years. its always good to get to know the background of other pigs.

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