HAHA! This afternoon this jackass wanker who lives in Columbus kept fucking calling EXCESSIVELY OVER AND OVER and rudely trying to blurt out his wankyspank speil before I hung up on him. he bugged Me for hours today and refused to take “GO AWAY” as an answer. Well, his name showed up on the caller ID so I did a quick search on this site that sometimes gives you people’s bday. he was in there..so just for shits and giggles I called the # to check voice mail (the one I use) and put in his phone # and he was in the system! So to see if by some small twist of fate his bday was his 4 digit pincode I entered it Lo and FUCKING BEHOLD I got into his fucking voicemail! HAHHAHAA so anyway, I listen to all his messages and write down the names and phone numbers of a few people who had called..and also changed his fucking voice message. HAHAHA! I’m like “hi, don can’t come to the phone right now. This is his Dominatrix and I have the little fucker tied up in the basement sucking cock right now..oh and john weston, if this is you..don totally has the hots for you and wants to blow you soooo bad.he told Me so”.then to make the fucking message even more perfect..I fucking slapped up a little snippet of him saying, “please Princess make me your little cocksucker.” that I caught on MY digital phone recorder today when he was having his annoying obsessive pervfest and kept calling and bugging Me today without a credit card. I also called and left a message on his machine rattling off the names of people I got off his machine. So he fucking calls back FREAKED OUT OF HIS mind because he has no idea how the fuck I found out these names and phone numbers. he’s totally TWEAKING and screaming! he hadn’t even heard the new outgoing message on his machine yet! HAHHAHAHAHAhA So I’m acting like a total deranged maniac saying things like “I am watching you! I see you!” HAHHAHAHA finally somebody calls him and asks him what the fuck is up with his answer machine. he thinks I am some total mastermind computer hack who has hacked into his entire life. he’s bawling on the phone like a bitch..begging for forgiveness and for Me to just leave him alone. I’LL PAY. I’LL PAY! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’LL NEVER CALL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHHAAHH
he makes a $500 donation and another $300 one on his debit card to make Me “JUST GO AWAY FOREVER!”

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK you, you psycho piece of shit! I DO NOT LIKE phone jerkoffs who harass Me by phone and ring so fucking many times it gives ME a headache. WHEN I SAY NO..I MEAN FUCKING NO!!! Now I have your freaking $800 and NO, I DIDN’T HACK your computer or bug your phones..hahahaha.I just fucking second guessed your voicemail!
Kindly fuck off and die and I will SOOOOO enjoy spending your money! Nobody likes a phonejacker!