It’s Good Being THE Princess!

I had a very busy weekend. Friday night partied with some friends. Saturday I went shopping with a girlfriend, worked-out at the gym, then went out for a few drinks. Shopping just isn’t quite as fun as it used to be. I can’t ever find anything I want to buy. That’s one of the few sad things about being a spoiled rotten pampered Princess. Hitting the malls and stores just isn’t as exciting anymore, cuz I can get everything I want bought anytime I want and I have everything! I did manage to find a few cute little skirts and some earrings. Today I went for a long ride on My chopper, took a swim in My pool and laid out for a bit–got a bit burnt, too. It was so humid outside. After, we took a long walk, then came back here and pigged out on the yummiest pork ribs. Just got done watching MY scifi shows I recorded on TIVO. BattleStar Galatica is so good!

Oooh My hair is soo soft today. I’m not sure which one of MY hair products did it, but I think it might be that Joico KPack leave in conditioner.

Let’s see, yesterday I tricked poor little amazon addict and got him all stupified and milked him out of another $400 of amazon shopping! Hell, I got chocolates, a lot of nice makeup, expensive eyecream, yet another webcam and other stuff. WEEEEEEE! you’re SOO E.Z. amazon addict, you’re SOO hooked, you’re SOO owned! Check out My fulfilled amazon wishlist.

Ok. I am officially done with MY hair product shopping frenzy. I have SOOOOOOOoo much. I really should take a picture of My hair care gunk. I think I took a picture last year of My stockpile, but it’s now double. I have literally 100’s of bottles of hair product. HAHA I use it and if I like it, I make you buy three bottles more. If I use it and don’t like it, I stick it in My hair product closet. For some reason, I actually have a hard time parting with expensive product that I don’t like.because there is a small possibility I might like it later. I sorta like looking at all My pretty bottles of girlycurly hairdo stuff. I definitely am a hairproduct junky.

old man tim gave Me $500 today too! Doesn’t compare to his last tribute. (he’s the one who I got the $22,000 from) he’s takes long hiatuses and tries to hide from Me..but he always come back to get BOOFED by the BITCH PRINCESS! virgin piggy lost $125. I tried to run another $50 but that friggin broke loser didn’t have it on his debit card. The hanky spanky wanker sent another $50. I see you attempted to send another $50 early this morning. It didn’t work. Get straight to that link I sent you and correct it, you goofy little bastard. Oh I got a nice surprise in MY mail yesterday. A $300 gift card at JCrew from an anonymous guy who signed it “too scared to say who”. Ooooh, how mysterious. Well I couldn’t really find $300 worth of merchandise I wanted on their site right now, but I got this skirt in both espresso and cypress, and a beaded velvet belt. I’m going to save the rest of the gift certificate for when they come out some more stuff.

Will be fiddling on MY wishlist tonite. Nitey nite.

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5 thoughts on “It’s Good Being THE Princess!

  1. avataranonymous

    PRINCESS

    i want to congratulate You on Your new hair style. we were worried it would take away from Your beauty and obviously we were wrong. i would never have dreamed You could look even more alluring than You did. Every time i see Your picture, i’m reminded of the Sirens, made famous in ancient Greek fiction. Your beautly is the trap that lures us in and then You crush men to dust on Your shores. thank You

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  2. avataranonymous

    Princess,
    What advise would You give to those wanting to not get caught in Your web? Is it talking to You on the phone or thourhg a webcam that sucks us week males in?

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  3. avataranonymous

    “we were worried it would take away from Your beauty and obviously we were wrong.”

    You are so fucking stupid it is unreal. Princess could shave her head and still be amazing. Do you assholes never learn? When a woman has it, she has it, and you ain’t nevah gonna get it!

    I think you should pay a stupidity tax for doubting Princess, but that’s not my call to make.

    – La Femme

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