My hair turned out great and the softening process is so nice. My hair feels so soft! Every little curl has its end trimmed to perfection. This salon is strictly for curly hair and is one of the finest in the country. People friggin fly from europe to go here. I’ve never seen so many curly haired women in My life. It was kind of strange seeing women with hair ALMOST as big as Mine..well almost..but not quite. HA! There was some seriously gorgeous hair in that place.

The airport security decided to search MY suitcase because they xray’ed MY bag and noticed I had an eyeliner sharpener in it. They confiscated MY favorite eyeliner sharpener! Grrrr. Like I’m gonna cut someone’s artery with that itty bitty little pencil sharpener blade. Even Kindergartners get to carry them! I really liked that fuckin’ sharpener. It had perfect sized holes for both MY eye brightener and MY eyeliners. Never broke My pencils either. I’m gonna fume about this for days! I better be able to find one on amazon JUST like it. I miss it already. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I might be a Terrorist, but a girl’s gotta sharpen Her eye Kohl!
I’ve noticed something very strange. All orthadox jew guys look alike! They all look exactly like jewishpiggy! I never see jews with funny hats and beanies and beards at home. They are everywhere here and all have wonky teeth and are fat and short just like pigglywiggly! I saw a few of them bobbing and weaving in the airport and started laughing thinking about MY badjew drinking pee with his prayerbox tied around his prick eating cheese and ham rolls for Princess. hahahaha

I had extra spicy green curry for lunch and plan on getting some Pad-Thai or Drunken Noodle for dinner. God!! Thai food is SO good in NY and SO bad in Ohio. I fucking like it so hot it makes your nose run, face sweat and keeps you up farting all night! I love to eat stuff that hurts Me. As The Ultimate Dominant bitch I gotta admit, I am culinarily masochistic. I fucking love the hottest wings on the menu, smothering things in jalepenos and MY mothers screeching hot pork chili verde. This stuff used to be insane. you would eat it and your face would get bright red and you would literally drip sweat and shit fire. I’m telling you it was fucking SO HOT. Before you sit down to a bowl of Mama’s chili verde, you got to put your hair up in a ponytail, grab yourself a snot rag and brace yourself. Oh well, I loves ME some spicy food!

Fuck I messed up MY gym schedule and food goals with this trip. I was on a roll, too. Fuck. Well back to it next starting monday. Princess’s diet plan FOILED again. I am going to add some protein shakes to my amazon wishlist.