Hearts of old farts!

Hearts of old farts!

Hey boys! Valentine’s day is right around the corner. Don’t you want to give Me your heart, your love, your devotion, your wallet,  your humility, you future, your life savings!?!?   Of course you do..I’m your one true love!  Love of your fucking life, beeeches!  you should be playing 80’s love ballads all weekend and clicking all MY donation buttons and buying Me gift cards, diamonds, prezzies and anything else My greedy little heart desires!    Oh and don’t any of you scumbags THINK about wasting MY money on your significant other!  I’m the ONLY Woman you will be thinking of on Valentines and I hope your wives and girlfriends get soo disillusioned and annoyed by the fact that you totally forgot to plan anything for them..that they put on their spanx and bump-its and go out looking for another man!!  you sicks fucks would probably like that, being all closet cock-suckers and all!  haha Whatever.  Freeeeeaks!  If she’s been with your pathetic ass for  15+ years, I will let you go to the gas-station and buy one of those chocolate shaped roses that are covered in tinfoil.  you know, the ones that taste like the yuckiest milk chocolate EVER..oh and not the solid ones..just the hollow ones!  She’s got bad taste, she married you! She’d probably like it! Even though ALL females are superior to you ..it just fucking boggles MY brain how any woman could stoop to marry one of you bastards!!

Oh and chewtoy.this goes double for you! I know you mentioned your wife wanted to go do something sweet on Valentine’s day and was hoping for some special lunch or dinner!  No fucking way in hell! But your wife gets  a special allowance.  Since you are not so fond of your wife’s girth, you will buy her as many candy hearts, hot tamales, jelly bellies, heart cookies and sprinkled covered cupcakes she could EVER want and the tiniest, tightest wee red thong that will get lost in her ass!!  Saturday night, you will be forced to masturbate to videos of men getting jailhouse dildo-fucked, so that you will be completely drained when she demands you crawl on board for the fupa shuffle!!

HAHAHAHA!

Oh somebody, buy this asap!!  Resort bathroom rug get the 30″x 50″ one in ivory.

 sissy tommikins did $400 of WholeFoods GC’s, twinkie did $1000 V-day gift, stewey sent another $200 in tributes and more amazon shopping!  toiletbrush get a hold of ME pronto, we need to finish up some more shopping!!   uncle pigfucker contacted ME today and he’s already planning his next game of I Luv U I.O.U.!!  Next week! We are playing again and raising the stakes!!

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9 thoughts on “Hearts of old farts!

  1. avatarChewToy

    Princess, you are my only true love!!!!! My heart, body, mind and soul belong to you. I wish, I was not such a CREEP and could be worthy of your attention 24/7. I will do exactly as you say!!! I will wait for further instructions on how I can make your Valentine’s day better. I will do anything for you.

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  2. avatarAnonymous

    i never saw a woman fulfilling my fantasies so completely like You. Each of Your scumbags is a part of my body. i am a garbage dump with all this filth opening to the sky. i could open my arms and You could see my littles fagarinas, my emasculated tittyboys, my selfdestructives beerboy joes. And the flies. And the stink.

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  3. avatarshitenstine

    have you ever met Mr pigfucker in real life Princess, at some pont in his life a picture of the two of you together would be like a yin and yang image. you have been through so much together to never meet

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  4. avatarAnonymous

    love your chewtoy rant….gave me a little chubby…exert that power you have princess…it’s why you get what you deserve….everything you want

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  5. avatarmark francis

    today is valentines day in australia…a depressing anniversary for me as i dont have a girlfriend and not even had a date in over 10 years. i’m treating my depression with alcohol overdrive , staring at Princess’ pictures and watching a video of tittyboy sucking cock. i’ll be looking at Princess’ pics and watching that tittyboy cock sucking video all day…..i’m addicted and would actually feel i scored if i even had a real dick visit me. What the fuck is happening to my life?

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  6. avatarAnonymous

    i read You Princess very much. i don’t read You all the time. But i am always reading something by You. For years i read You, and that reading increased, say, the last
    three years. For me You are the only one who has something to say on these topics. For me You are a way of thinking of myself and about reality. There are other way of thinking of myself: the ordinary one. For the moment i can separate one of the other. And i hide the thinking of myself promoted by You, from my workmates, friends, neighborings, family. i control it. i am ordering Your opinions, Your wisdom, by topic. This are the categories i
    have already. You have interesting points, You have something to say, something to be listened and learnt, about this topics. This clasification will change and will grow. I am not boasting about this little work of myself (little in value, not in effort). It is only a work in progress and it is only for me. i contact You through this little work.

    Alcohol therapy
    Anti-therapist
    Corruptor
    Mutants Maker
    Depression
    Disable dick
    Forced faggotry
    Inferiority of the male
    Lesbianism
    Negativism
    One sided relationship (courtley love)
    Sadism
    Self loathing
    Wives out

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  7. avatarAnonymous

    i read old things written by You and i feel shame of myself,
    because i think that being so young You could write that stuff. With twenty years or so You wrote about things that dominated all my life, and i never was able of thinking about them so completely and so lucidly.

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  8. avatarAnonymous

    It is a contradiction to be mean and to want to experience You, because the main abuse and humiliation that a mortal can receive from You, is the economic ruin.

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