HardKnocks for stiff cocks

HardKnocks for stiff cocks

Update: Oops make that $500 from shitpig!

My curved bolero that david bought showed up today and I love it!! I want the Mandarin one in a LARGE in black ASAP! hahahah I just got another friggin $300 from shitpig!

Well MY tempurpedic showed up yesterday. I’m a little worried. I hope I made the right choice. The thing was STIFF and HARD and My neck hurts more than yesterday. Mom says it takes a few weeks to adjust to it and for it to soften up. Fuck!! My journal is starting to sound all geriatric but when your neck and upper back hurts thats all you can think about. Mah’ neck, Mah’ back, mah’ spine just won’t crack!

So toiletbrush has been shopping for Me again and bought a bikini and bras and panties at VS. I am looking for more clothing for him to purchase.

Oooh Stevie, the guy you call random fool or whatever who is buying you bras old nickname was sideshow steve! he’s a fat little fuck who puts on quite a freakshow! Keep shopping for SGT STEVIE, sideshow steve! Stevie, Your journal was a HOOT!

Now there’s another fool in the mix who calls himself completefool. he’s from australia and he’s sending crispy $100 bills. he just wrote to report that he just sent 3 more. 🙂
Brilliant Princess Sierra, I know you won’t care, and neither you should. I’m drunk and I don’t know how I’ll survive until next pay. If my family ring up for help I don’t know what I can do. I don’t regret sending the $300. Thank You for taking it. I know you don’t care, but it wasn’t easy. Please enjoy it.

How right you are, fool. I DON’T care how hard it will be for you to get by this month. Keep on drinking, it will make it easier. HAHAHAHA!

Note to fatty: Oh you know those 2 new computer cords you bought Veronica?? Well one is FRIED!! and She can’t find the other one. hahahahaha So She just sent ME a text and told ME to tell you to buy Her another one if you ever want to see Her online again. It’s a hardknock life for fatmac! It’s the hardknock life for fatmac!

[FATTY]
‘Steada treated,

[OTHER VICTIMS]
We get tricked!

[FATTY]
‘Steada kisses,

[VICTIMS]
We get kicked!

[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life!
Got no cash to speak of, so,
It’s a hard-knock row we how!

[FATTY]
Pretty ladies

[VICTIMSS]
play us a fool!

[FATTY]
Big Fat BellY

[VICTIMS]
He’s a tool!

[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life!

[FATTY]
Don’t if feel like PRINCESS is always watching??

[FAGARINA and TWINKIE]
Don’t it seem like there’s never any light! ?

[TITTYBOY and DEADMAN DAN]
Once a day, don’t you wanna throw the towel in?

[DERYCK and BABOON]
It’s easier than puttin’ up a fight.

[DEADMAN DAN]
No one’s there when your dreams at night get creepy!
No one cares if your dick grows..of if it shrinks!
No one dries when your eyes get wet an’ weepy!

[ALL]
From all the cryin’ you would think this place’s a sink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Empty wallet life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

[SHITPIG]
Santa Claus we never see

[FATTY]
Santa Claus, what’s that?
Who’s he?

[ALL]
No one cares for you a smidge
When you’re a freak show on BITCHY BEAUTY!!

[FAGARINA]
You’ll stay up till your cards are maxxed!
You have a prick so you get taxxed!!

[VICTIMS]
Princess takes all our dough!
Treats us like a filthy ho.
Robs us blind,makes us drink our piss
I love you, Miss PRINCESS!

[SHITPIG]
(whistle) Get to work!
(whistle) Send Me cash!
(whistle) I said get to work!

[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life for us
It’s the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your a freak on BITCHY BEAUTY!
It’s the hard-knock life
It’s the hard-knock life
It’s the hard-knock life!

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