Hi spazzy mcjunkies!  Have you been missing Me?  I’ve been running around like a goon the last few weeks, busy with this and that.  Hopefully it will slow down a bit next week and you dumbfucks will get more time with ME. But until then, open up your wallets and PAY PAY PAY!!!

fagarina! Did you get that $300 in the mail???  fagarina got to buy some towels, the rug, get his card banged for $400 and still gets to send crispies in the mail. WOW! he’s sooo lucky!!!!

MORE SHOPPING!!  toiletbrush get this in Large Black.

So I’ve been fucking wallets but not reporting it all.  I just got $900 from pedro. he’s so damned addicted.  Boys have been shopping left and right and I just got some guy to buy Me this rubber dress. vintage furfreak sent $1,000 today too.

mrobot reactivated and sent $300.  Seems that robot had a little short circuit and got lost..but of course I got a read on his tracking system and found him. robots in MY robot army STAY robots in MY army until they have nothing left to their names.then they become scrap metal and I just throw them in a trash heap and laugh as they rust!!  he will be back in a few days to pay another $300 because I wrote that in his programming..of course, he agreed automatically..how could he not?

chewtoy sent ME the most beautiful orchid of all time. I do love orchids!  For his reward he gets the new electric probe in his bung!  I wonder what will happen?!