The day is already starting out nicely despite My terrible menstrual cramps. $100 from pete, $200 from lucky O’ fucker.  Call tomorrow after spinning class, you lucky irish mcfucknugget because We wanna watch you on cam and collect more of your cash!  bemyboss sent a $500 gift certificate. 

 And who sent this $100 gift certificate from amazon today?

umm. you will have to be able to tell Me what the note said before getting any credit for sending Me this puny little tidbit of a gift.

Not much to new happening around here. Just spending the day toying with dorks on the internet and trying to keep MY tootsies warm.