twinkie paid $500 to get ME off his ass about doing a calendar boy picture. he is SOO paranoid of photo opportunities. $300 from sideshow steve, $150 from the applebees guy, 0 sent Me $150 Valentine cash. wimp dick’s $100 finally showed up in the mail.

Wanna be part of the Chopper project?
I’ve started a little wishlist of smaller accessories I’ve decided I wanted to upgrade–that I really didnt’ think about when we first started the build. I think I’m going to add some funkier side mirrors too.
Chopper Wishlist
he’s got a lot done on it. Today he put the seat on for awhile so I could sit on it. It’s going to be a big bike. I’m so friggin pumped! I’ve been looking at paintjobs online for days now. I’ve looked at so many, MY eyes are popping! I have no idea what I want to do now. At first I was all into doing the burgandy with the reddish pink flames, but now I see some brighter colors and flashier paintjobs that look cool. Maybe I’ll post some of the ones I have been contemplating.

Yo freakwads! Get your fugly butts posing for MY calendar. I stil have months available and you guys are dragging your asses. you will put your pride on the line for MY amusement!!
Be a Calendar boy!

Just a quick note. Guys, do NOT send Me candy this year for Valentine’s.I won’t eat it cuz I’m doing that sugarfree thang. If you want to do flowers, order them here SECRET ROSE. Hit ORDER HERE and it will bring you to a small menu of flowers. I like the Purple Passion, Be Mine and the Pink Rose Dozen. Do not send flowers to MY Canal Winchester address, they will not be fresh when they get here. With secretrose I can make sure they get to Me fresh. Valentine’s card with crispy $100 bills always make MY heart go pitterpatter too.

Will update later, need to workout.