Update: mystery pig! Where’s your weekly mystery money!? Just received $300 from mystery pig!

Hi minions!  Yay!  Trigger item photo!  If you are looking at this photo, you will be triggered to have a compulsive need to spend all your money on ME.  Don’t even try to fight it.  It’s inevitable. you will pay and pay and pay!  Look at that smile!

sir wankalot just texted ME and dropped $3,200 in just a few minutes.  It was like he was running on auto-pilot.  he had $3,200 and he automatically was driven to give it all to ME!  Totally Love it!

$500 from pedro.  It has been a long damned time since he paid ME.  hairlip’s $150 worth of Verizon came and We will be applying to Our phone bill tonight. 🙂

GIMME WHAT I WANT!
SEND CASH CASH and MORE CASH –  saving for Our Mountain Dream Home

ETSY
Etsy Bowl  slavey davey
Sugar Bowl  slavey davey
Handmade Dish Set $520 **
Custom set of plates These will be MY fancy guest dishes. Send ME an Etsy Gift Card for them. If I Love them, I will add bowls to the set!

EDDIE BAUER
Packable Shirt Tall L in Dusty Coral
Twill Pants Tall 12 in Sprig
Tank in Jade Tall L
Pants for HRC Short 2 in Chrome **
Stayshape Pants for HRC Petite 2 in Driftwood hairlip

ZAPPOS
Send a E GiftCard so I can buy these Hudson Jeans