So the other night auntie pigsnot popped up and asked what he could do to please Me. he showed interest in buying a $450 tent one of MY posse had been wanting so She could accompany Us when We start primitive camping. I told him to get it and he said he wasn’t sure he could afford it and then backed out. I instructed him that he could buy a slightly less expensive item and reminded him that HE WAS THE ONE who had popped up volunteering for the high dollar item. he said he couldn’t comply and disappeared! I blew up and warned him that the next time he showed his fat fugly face I would rape him for 2 or 3 times that amount!! “you’ll pay for your insolence, lard ass!!!
and pay
and pay
and pay. Next time I rape that wallet BALLS DEEP for your behavior tonight”

Two days later the fucker emails Me apologizing for his pissy behavior. Needless to say, She got Her tent. Then he sent $880 worth of Amazon gift cards, $400 Nordstrom gift cards and about $544 shopping!  See assholes. Disobeying a direct command winds up costing you SO much more! Clue to pigsnot! I have been dicking you on almost a monthly basis for sooo damned long! you have been doing this for TEN YEARS!! When will you come to grips with the fact that you are COMPLETELY addicted and can’t quit ME!?!?! HAHAHAHA! After you stopped shopping and answering My emails today, guess what We did?? We sat around laughing Our asses off about you!! Drank a few cold ones and pondered what the hell We could possibly add to Our wishlists next because We all have SO MANY GADGETS you have already bought! Everywhere We look there is evidence all over Our homes of how fucking weak and stupid you are! Iphones, ipads, computers, printers, speakers, televisions, stereos, kitchen appliances, closets and closets of shoes!!   All daily reminders of how AWESOME WE are and what a bitch you are!!
you are 100% OWNED and OPERATED by lesbians!! AND WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT you!!  Next time, I say “BEND OVER, bitch! Mama’s fucking your ass out of your paycheck!” bitchboy pigsnot BETTA BEND OVER!!

lesbians’ power shopper has been delighting ME daily! he paid for a 2 night cabin stay for Us in November. Booked it all today! he also sent $100 daily donation on top of that. Verizon kept canceling his gift card because he isn’t a Verizon customer so he just sent Me $200 to cover the bill instead.  Yesterday he sent Me a $500 Eddie Bauer gift card!