the baboons paid $200, but baby baboon owes ME another $100 and better pay up or he will have to put those fireworks he is buying up his ass and light them. (UPDATE: baboon paid baby’s fee–so that makes $300 from the baboons) The german guy who paid Me a few weeks ago paid another $300 today. I have named him “das schwein.” Which means the pig in german. Somebody sent $25 BOO! Get your ass back to that donation page and do some more! easy has been given a $50 penalty for being a day late. twinkie sent his $500 saturday I think it was like a good boy.
hey fatmac–Mariah got Her shoes and really likes them but says she needs some with a thicker more comfortable dress heel for work. Guess who She says is getting them?
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UPDATE: Just got $200 from some dork ass 21 year old college student. Choke on this, marc! HA!