Update: vintage furfreak just sent $400 tribute

I got $400 from a british guy in a town called edinburgh. he’s paid Me before but I can’t remember if I ever gave him a nickname or not. he’s a strange little fellow. he wimpers on the phone and moans outloud, “nooooooooooooooooOOOooo don’t make me! not that!” HAHAHA fucking drama queens crack ME up.

Sharon’s hubby bites the biggie and paid another $500 today. he still hasn’t a clue that his money is disappearing and where it has been going. Sharon’s hubby is all upset because I had Sharon empty all his rogaine down the sink and replace it with hairspray months ago. All the little baby hairs he had proudly grown back after months of fastidious Rogaining has all fallen out. HAHAHAHA! he has no idea why it all fell out, but I like the idea of him being all sad about his balding head. Sharon pissed ME off so I made her lace hubby’s dindin with laxatives again last night and he’s still sick from it. Anybody have any ideas of some more wicked pranks I can make her pull on her ol’ ball and chain?

Who wants to shop for My next photo shoot?
Oh somebody get SouthPark season 6 off My amazon wishlist too.

Won’t be around tonite. Perhaps you can catch Me after if I’m not too exhausted from MY night out.
Oh started My period yesterday, so insert your tampons, periodboys!

Isn’t this the saddest picture? 🙁 My friend took it on Her camera phone to memorialize this sad occasion. he’s in a perfect position to kick in the butt.

Bike is still in the shop and it was weather was pretty nice today. Took the chopper out today for a bit.