Drink little piggy, drink for your Princess!

Drink little piggy, drink for your Princess!

I hope you have amazon prime, pig snot and are getting free shipping for all your purchases!!  Updating My list. We are ready to spank your credit card again!

Update:  A few beers later he called AGAIN and said he got an extension on some credit credit cards and actually begged us to add MORE items on Our lists!!!!! HA!!!  FUCKING A! I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!  Christmas in October..and most of September!  And guess what???  WE demand Christmas in NOVEMBER too, bitches!!

yay!  $400 Bose SoundDock just was dropped at My front door just seconds after he called.  It must be fate. 🙂

Muauahahaha! pigsnot was all drunk and  actually got the cajones to call!  he also just bought Me the vacumm, leather jacket, boots, lip glosses from My list a few minutes ago.

Counting the projector, he got Me around $1800 from My amazon today and yesterday and about the same dollar amount from Stevie’s list, if not a bit more!  During our phone call, he said he was “all out” and couldn’t do any more..but that’s what he’s been saying for weeks, so I’ll be updating MY list right away!!  pigsnot!  Hold your alcohol bottle close to your heart! Keep it near!  Pour glasses, shots, guzzle steins, pitchers, barrels of beers!  Tip your glass in the air and know that Princess and Stevie are toasting you from Ohio, cheering you on, encouraging you drown yourself in BOOOOOOOZE!!  We heart you SOOO when your liquored up, numb and dumb!   XOXOXOXO  Cheers!!

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6 thoughts on “Drink little piggy, drink for your Princess!

  1. avatarjose

    In Your profession/art is some kind of “flock effect”, or “imitation effect”? i mean, when You are killing someone, others guys want to be killed also?

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  2. avatarDoomed Brit

    Toiletbrush and Pig Snot are the greatest males in the history of the world.
    They keep giving Princess what She desires and deserves.

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  3. avatarpig snot

    Dear Princess,

    I excpect thenew credit card to arrive tomorrow. If it does not, i will have to wait until after the weekend.

    sincerly,

    pig snot

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    Princess Reply:

    pig snot, send ME an email..I want you to buy Me some jeans from another store. Is the card working yet??

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  4. avatarpig snot

    Dear Princess,

    my new card is activated and registered with Amazon. I’ve emaild yiu about the jeans. please let me know if you did not receive it.

    pig snot

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  5. avatarpig snot

    Dear Princess,

    my new card is activated and registered with Amazon. I’ve emaild you about the jeans. please let me know if you did not receive it.

    pig snot

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