toiletbrush made $1,000 in penalty donations last night and that addicted little british freak nearly nardless just sent $200 outta the blue. nardless is really going downhill quickly. I’m aiming to make him another british madman. I don’t just want him broke..I want him broke and crazy!

I’ve been looking at bikes lately. Now that I have the Harley truck I just wanna bike to go with it! I really like the Harley DynaGlide WideGlide. All these motorcycle shows has everyone bike-crazed right now. When I do get one, it will be brand new, purchased with cash and hopefully completely paid for by one of you chumps! HA! I’m calling beerboy joe trying to scare him into going to the bank for a loan. Big items are always so much more fun when ONE guy hopelessly pays for it rather than purchasing it with cash gifted to ME by multiple guys. It’s more of a notch when one guy buys it. It’s like holding up his beaten-down, bleeding carcass for all to see–HERE IS MY MUDDAH FUGGIN PRIZE, BITCHES! Either way, I will get what I want–but gifts mean soo much more when one person SUFFERS to extremes more than a bunch of guys being slightly uncomfortable. Get MY drift? Anyway I still have some looking to do–I wanna check out a few custom chopper places too. Mom doesn’t like the idea of a bike at all. She used to ride when She was in Her early 20’s and got in a accident and burnt Her thigh pretty bad on the muffler or something. My mom was a total bad ass. Do you know that she used to be a friggin line-man before She finished Her education? ya know those people who climb up telephone poles with those pointy boots. Mom is so freaking cool. Anyway, Mamacita is majorly anti motorcycle and wouldn’t even let us any of us near them as teenagers. She’s even scared of 3wheelers and 4wheelers and probably riding lawnmowers. ha She’s always preaching the evil of motorcycles and spitting out fatality statistics. Mom’s wisdom always means a lot to ME but I think Im going to ignore it on this one.

bradthefag: Send another big block of that expensive parmesan cheese again.

I’m still working out very regularly. Think I’m gonna go hit the gym in a few minutes. Update: I did My 60Min Firm workout and abs this afternoon and then 40minutes on My stationary bike while I watched some forensic show around midnight.

beerboy supposedly turned in his application for a bank loan for 10K today. When I first met him he had 800 points on his credit score..now he’s at 520 or some shit. When he went in the bank he asked to apply for 27K or something around there but the banker told him with his credit score maybe he should aim lower. HAHA PATHETIC. If that little bastard gets his application rejected I’m going to RAIL his ASS! NEWS FLASH BEERBOY: you don’t get this loan, you DONT HAVE A CHANCE. If it DOESNT go through, you will walk your miserable ass to the INSTA CREDIT HOUSE OF HORRORS and get yourself some incredibly STUPID high-interest loan.

NO 10K for PRINCESS = LIFE DERAILMENT for your fat ass
For your mama’s sake. GET the loan, bitch!