Daaaaamned! I survived Pride 2007!

I had a blast! Friday to Sunday nonstop partay!
I made some cash too! sissy tommikins sent $700 and bought My trainer a new wine cooler and a few leather bracelets. big lou! Who the fuck are you!? I see you made $900 BIG GAY DONATIONS! HURRRAY! I don’t know who you are, but what a fun surprise to see all those donations sitting there from an unannounced stranger! How about some MORE!?!? The ukranian also made $500 Big Gay Donations and deadman dan sent $200 Big Gay Donations! father flatulance (the first priest) got scared shitless by My tirade on the fucker priest and sent $500 to attone for his sins. Pretty good haul for someone who hasn’t been home all weekend.


I didn’t wear MY new ShadyBrady hat, fatty. It was really nice, but just it wasn’t really ventilated enough to keep Me cool. I wound up wearing My slightly squished old cowboy hat.

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7 thoughts on “Daaaaamned! I survived Pride 2007!

  1. avataranonymous

    PRINCESS, YOU are so beautiful it hurts. That pouty little smile on YOUR lips is gorgeous, and YOUR body is amazing. Thank YOU!

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  2. avataranonymous

    you, low creature (i guess), simian freak, sacrilegious, aren’t even allow to think of kissing any part of the divine, out of your scope for ever,sublime Princess’s body. you only are good to pay Her, obey Her, suffer for Her, and – eventually – masturbate (impotent) enticed by Her magnificent contempt and Her perfect hate against your (and mine) bloody condemned-to-extinction gender.

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  3. avataranonymous

    As a screwdriver is designed to tighten or to loosen screws, and it can’t neither give sight to blind people nor heal the sick, so your mouth is suitable to eat the dirt of the ground, not to kiss the heavenly belly button of the Princess.

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  4. avataranonymous

    According with the Christian beliefs, we’ll enjoy the presence of the Lord after death, at heaven, if we fulfill His will. To be able of kissing the belly botton of the Princess is the same. After fulfilling Her will, making the rest of your life miserable by sendig Her all your money and obeying Her evil whims, you should wait for your death. You should die while you are sending Her money. Yourlast coins. Only then, in the afterlife, you will know if She thinks that you are whorthy of giving Her a little kiss on Her sacred belly botton. A kiss lighter than the rubbing of the wigs of a butterfly. A kiss that means nothing at all. And i warn you, moron, that She likes Women and feels repulsion toward men.

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