toiletbrush STILL NO FUCKING MISSME JEANS!  you fucked the order up. They aren’t coming.  I decided I don’t want anymore MissMe jeans.  Now I want more HUDSON.  Contact Me immediately.  Since they are from the UK, you should have NO problem ordering them.

pedro sent $800 last night! HAHA!  you little fuck! I WIN!! you NEVER will resist ME for long!

ATTN:  senor doggy!  Jeans arrived.need a different size.  Contact Me immediately so we can reorder!

Good news! Sump Pump fixed and basement is clean.

awww man!! Usually the universe NEVER makes shitty shit happen to ME.  My basement flooded a bit because of all the rain.   I think my sump pump is broken!  The backup battery for it was not set up after it ran out of fluid. Grrrr I know EXACTLY who to blame for that!!

Waaaah! It’s not really bad flooding.it’s like carpet of 1/3 of the basement is kinda wet and the bottom of some boxes got wet.  But that’s where I do all My photos.

Quick! Take ME shopping to get My mind off My soggy basement!  Oh  get Me a new WHITE backdrop because the last of MY old roll got wet on one end.  Sux! (p.s.  u sux too!)

Well, My new wardrobe has been streaming in.  UPS man is stacking boxes high in front of MY door.   I LOVE all My Miz Mooz sandals.  They really fit Me comfortably and the leather is nice and soft.  I will be wanting MORE MORE MORE!  Oh FYI! I added a new pair of sexy Harley boots to MY amazon wishlist for all you boot lovers.

SHOP!  TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!

buh-bye bitches!

Me and senor doggy and his sidekick pequeno had a little shopping spree yesterday.  Pretty fun!!  Can’t wait for all My hot new jeans and pumps to get here.

I had a very wild thursday and friday.    I had like a zillion little stalkers in the bars.  I wore the light skirt that senor doggy got Me and the cute little wedges toiletbrush got Me.  All eyes on Princess!  I stare at My OWN legs when they are all tanned like this.  God Almighty I am a sexy bitch!  I swear men should have to pay a toll just to lay eyes on Me longer than 5 seconds.  Tonight I’m staying home and recovering.  We have a bunch of netflix to watch.  Since it’s been so hot I might haul someone on a 3mile midnight walk to help me burn of those Long Island ice teas.  I’m having a panick attack thinking about how many calories they have in them.

$1,000 from sissy tommikins PLUS the bluetooth headset for My motorcycle helmets.   Yay!

Jeans! Went to the mall today and got a pair of hot MissMe jeans and Rock Revival Jeans.  Now I want more!  Throwing out all My old silver jeans!  Get to shopping!
Get these MissMe jeans size 31W  35L
Studded Jeans size 30 senor doggy and sidekick pequeno
Miss Me Jeans size 31
Rock Revival Jeans size 31L 34L sissy tommikins
Cache Top Large
Zebra Top Large

Things from My amazon wishlist I need immediately!   (In order of importance). PhotoShop for Mac,  Blackberry, Miss Mooz Pamela Pump, white backdrop, Miss Me Cross Jeans.

What the hell! I have another one that is so exquisitely beautiful, it must be posted too.  As you stare into My eyes, find yourself twirled and caught up in the never-ending tendrils of MY curls..lose yourself in radiance of MY smile..know this, you are Mine.  you will always be MINE.  If you have turned your back on the PRINCESS, you will find your luck changing for the worse, your life unraveling at the seams.  Life will taste bland and the world will be SO ugly–lacking MY Endless Beauty, MY contagious laughter.  PRINCESS must be happy.and if you play a part in that happiness..if life has lead you in My lair to service, love and worship Me..you have but ONE choice.LIVE to LOVE ME..or DIE trying not to.

It’s simple, really.

After getting $1,800 from fagarina, I also got $300 cash in the mail from him.    I’ll post pic later.  I had him order a sleazy Hula outfit! It will be a Loser  Luau!

Oh haters, will LOVE this one!  I just threw some REALLY dark brown in my hair and decided to take some super awesome suntanned, hair down, barely there makeup to show case MY LOVELY face.

Here I am with a little lipstick!

In a word. PERFECTION