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A Life Dedicated to financial service to ME!

mysterypig has been sending about $1,000 every second Saturday!  The scheduled Pay Day before this very last one, he sent $1,250!!  he has been averaging around $2,000 a month!!  I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! It’s especially thrilling when I announce on Twitter that it’s his Official Scheduled Pay Princess Day and he immediately sends it on that very day!    That makes snatching his cash even that much more satisfying!  his payments make Us totally GIDDY!

We have decided to start collecting a few sets of China.  First, We are doing a mix-match set but She also really likes Royal Albert’s Bone China in the Lady Carlyle pattern.  you boys will be building Our collection piece by piece.   wimpdick even sent Us some pieces from his late gramma’s collection.  I’m sure Nana is smiling down from heaven seeing his lovely Dominatrix sipping tea out of Her old china cups.  Here I am showing off one of the tea cups he sent.  Check out My Amazon wishlist to get Us more pieces!  There are also other pieces We want that aren’t available on Amazon, I will add them to My wishlist here.
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This month deerslayer came into some extra money and handed over an extra $4000.  he’s My local slave as most of you know.  he sends somewhere between $500-$1,000 every single month..has for a very long time. I slapped that $4,000 straight into the bank to use towards Our future dream home.

Oh I have had some EPIC shopping sprees with rat bastard! Since My last update he has spent around $1100 cash, $130 Amazon gift card and bought Me a SHIT TON OF PREZZIES!  Here’s a picture of some of the many gift cards he bought.  Box after box arrived — Perfume, Frye wallet, electronics, tons of beautiful wardrobe items, breadmaker, China and so much more! One night I made him go over his debit card limit by $900!! he had to pay a bunch of overdraft fees!  I can’t lie…I LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!

Here’s some of the donations I remember getting because I Tweeted about them.  This does not include the numerous guys who are on the smaller daily tribute schedule and anonymous Square tributes I get from randoms.  It’s been a long time since My last update so this list is VERY incomplete. I don’t Tweet all donations.

$200 from harry, $600 from tommikins (tommikins  does at least $500 every month..and has for like….FOREVER!), $600 from vintage furfreak,  $450 piggy pops, $250 Amazon gift card from somebody, $400 from the ukrainian, $300 from mrobot, $200 new guy,  $400 Amazon gift cards plus $150 cash from a new guy I am calling the convert.   $500 from amsterdam ham as well as this $200 framed art, $300 from baby schwein, $300 from father flatulence, $300 from cory, $150 from shrimp emoji, $500 plus a sweet love letter from kenneth, officer jizzypants sent $575. $500 from twinkie.  (twinkie also always does at least $500 a month.)

slavey davey buys Me items pretty much whenever I want and wimpdick shops regularly and is also a daily tribute payer.

davidansar has been sending $100-$200 every week.  his loyalty is very pleasing!

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China pieces We want when you hit the link the item will be highlighted
Teapot  2broke2squirt
Sugar bowl and Lid  slavey davey
Creamer  slavey davey
Large Sandwich Tray
Gravy Bowl and Underplate

JOHNNY WAS
Tansy Duster get in charcoal size L

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Quick Note!

Love New Hat!
Love this new Akubra hat from wimpdick!!

Note to mystery pig…you skipped a week!  Princess is not pleased.  Make it up to Me ASAP!  I’m sure you miss My Emoji mysterypig happy jigs on Twitter!!

Will update this blog when I get to it.  Very busy getting sharon’s husband’s money.

WISHLIST
Akubra Fedora in Carbon Grey
Panama Hat size XL

ETSY
Howling Wolf Necklace
Dancing Pine Layered Necklace
Gemstone Cluster Earrings slavey davey
Turquoise choker  pantystain

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Rat bastards will suffer for life!!

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Well mysterypig was a bit late but he made up for it by making a $1,000 donation last night!!!  This put a HUGE smile on MY face!!    Since I have no idea why he was late, I will keep the schedule as is, but I will give him a few days before I get too pissy because he always comes through soon after.  I went through the receipts yesterday and he has paid every 2 weeks for over a year..only being late on a few.  Keep up the good work, mysterypig.

Oh so I believe the slave I call oliver twisted sent ME $1,100 the other day.  he changes his first name all the time so it gets confusing.  I know which guy I’m talking to, I just am not 100% sure I am using the right nickname.  I emailed him to double check if that was his slave name I had been using on him, but he stopped replying after I thrashed his wallet.  What a dork ass.  he always begs to be blackmailed, pays then disappears before giving any information. Binge and regret..binge and regret.  your life will always be a vicious cycle of shame.  you, fickle fucks deserve a life of misery!!  I will always keep the wheel spinning, assholes!  your addiction will devour you!!!  AND I WILL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH!!

A slave calling himself DF went on a nice little shopping spree.  Things are still coming in.  After sending $100 introductory tribute, he hit MY Amazon wishlist.  Yesterday I received $200 SouthWest gift card and a Sephora card!  Still waiting to see what else shows up!

Had another spree from a guy I was calling rat bastard because he binges and hides.  he vowed to start paying small daily tributes and peetered out after just a few days.  Fuck him.  Those who can not keep their vows will suffer severe and ruthless wallet rapes every time they cross MY path.  he sent $300 cash and bought a bunch of stuff off Amazon…candles, dress, top..all of which were delivered to ME. (I’m wearing the dress in the photo)  BUT then he bought a white tunic and a Stetson Fedora which has now popped up back on MY wishlist.  RAT BASTARD!! FIX IT!! I was looking forward to those items.  Correct the order then you can scamper off and hide under your smelly rock for all I care.  But I want the items you promised ME!

sissy tommikins also gifted ME $200 worth of Sephora and $100 Omaha gift cards!  david ansar continues to loyally send weekly $100 tributes by mail.  This week he sent $200!

Very pleased with the new Akubra hat that slave pantystain bought ME. (Not same one I am wearing in the photo) Somebody needs to get this Akubra hat in size 60 in moonstone!  These are really quality hats!

Much more gifts and cash, but these were the most memorable.

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Summer Clothes Shopping!

Update!  zippy sent $1,000 cash because Delta had refunded him the $1,000 Delta gift card he bought several months ago.  he says he had no idea and I believe him.  Anyway, I’m very pleased with how he quickly fixed this.

zippy!! CONTACT ME ASAP! The Delta gift card you sent some time ago is NOT working!! FIX THIS. you have always been good at getting your orders through…don’t fuck this up!

aunty pigsnot!  you have closed down at least 50 emails during the years.  Do you REALLY have to close every account when you hide?  Can’t you just NOT log in??  It really fucks with MY contacts list.  Every time you come back from paypig rehab, I have to save yet another one! And they all are all so similar it’s confusing.  you are a total dumb fuck!

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Yooohoo! mystery pig!

Update!  mystery pig sent $800!  Oh Happy Happy Day!

$500 from sissy tommikins.  he went to the dirty bookstore, but this time only sucked 1 dick.  GO GET A FEW MORE!!

mystery pig!:  Today is HAPPY PAY PRINCESS day!!  I know you sent $200 the other day, but today is your official Pay-ME day!  you’re late!  I am waiting to here MY phone chime that I have cash from you.

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Back from Vacation! Buy Me Another One!

Back from vacation!!  Had such a beautiful trip!  Already planning Our next vacation!  Whip Out those wallets!  Nothing thrills you more than watching Me absolutely enjoying MY life on your dime!   My happy smile arouses you in EVERY way.  you want to contribute RIGHT NOW!  🙂  While I was on vacation I collected  $300 from terrance,  $400 from kenny, mystery pig sent $860 and $350 from randoms.  And of course, My daily donations boys sent their scheduled morning donations.   My minions also picked up dinner tabs, My house sitter bill and Our National State Park annual passes.  Right before We left on vacation pigsnot dropped $2,000 of Amazon gift cards to spend on the latest 27 IMac desktop.  he had bought MY first IMac but it is 6 years old!  It works totally perfectly, but I obviously require the newest model with Retina.  auntie pigsnot, what a fucking easy bitch he is.  After every shopping spree he tells ME he is done with his life of paypig fuckery…but soon he finds himself staring at MY wishlists once again and drops Me an email hinting to shop. HAHAHAHA!  auntie, I updated MY wishlist again.  Get to it like a good little spunk-sow. THIS is your life auntie ps!  The ONLY thing that will get your panties wet is SPENDING your cash on ME AND MY POSSE!

speedydick texted ME yesterday to say he needs to take a break. HAHA! Yeh right.  I’ll be expecting your paycheck STAT, you cocksucker freak!

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Me showing off MY raingear in the hotel!

 

 

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auntie pigsnot shops again!

Yesterday a guy who had been hiding for TWO ENTIRE years crawled out, drunk as a skunk and made TWO $5,000 transfers to MY bank account.  $10,000!! I found out that he had a bank account at one of the same banks as I did AND IT WAS ALL OVER!!  Oh he was obscenely intoxicated.  I was on the phone with him and he was speaking total nonsense. he was crying about shit in his past, bemoaning how findom would destroy him and singing drunk military songs.  I didn’t care because I was on a MAD CASH HIGH!  he was so drunk he didn’t even seem to notice that I was busy texting HRC and Tweeting about MY haul.  Well, today he’s ignoring ME!  But that’s ok because the transfer was SUCCESSFUL!!  HAHAHA FUCKING IDIOTS!  Drop ENORMOUS amounts of cash on ME then immediately BLOCK My messages and emails!  How does it feel to have a penis that makes you cuckoo!?

mystery pig!!  Tomorrow is your 2 week pay alert. I’ll be looking for it!

pigsnot is Our total bitch!  $1,000 worth of Amazon gift cards and $200 toothbrush and a top of the line water filter for hiking!  auntie gooey panties, We have updated Our wishlists and expect you to keep adding those items to your list!  This is what you were born to do, scum-sow!!

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