pigsnot!  We intend to wring you dry!!  We WILL squeeze every last drop of cash you have!  We will not be satiated until DUST flies out of your wallet!!  After we are done with you, when you call your bank’s automated phone line to hear your balance..you will hear nothing but crickets!! hahaha!

I still don’t get why you are so hung up on only shopping with the “hidden wishlist address” feature??  Are you trying to be anonymous?  you can choose to make ANY gift anonymous.  Not sure you’re reasoning.  Are you just too lazy to type in the Winchester address??  My other doucher minions do it all the time – why are you such a retard pig?   Did your mama drop you on your pig head when you were a small little piglet?
hahhaha  Either way. I have added more items and so has the spectacular Stevie.  GET TO SHOPPING! you still need to match the other high dollar item.  This is your destiny!  you have tried to escape US on numerous occasions!!  But you can not deny your ONE TRUE calling–To lay gifts at the perfect feet of the DAZZLING DEADLY DARLINGS ..THE SEDUCTIVE SIRENS…SIERRA and STEVIE.   2 Goddesses..1 pigsnot.  We will Destroy you in PERFECT Harmony!

pigsnot continued..  you drooling porker! your job is only HALF done!  Get our matching prezzies and Me and Stevie will totally go out and celebrate!!!! And you know what that means! Photos..and perhaps photos of us brandishing your goodies!  Wouldn’t that make a little slimey sow like you sooooooo fucking happy?  Doesn’t it make your pigtail curl in anticipation??  Yeh, it does!..PS.  STFU! HAHAHA

pigsnot, you done pissed the SUPER BITCH WONDER DIVAS OFF ROYALLY!!  you are not WASTING our friday night NOR are you copping out on your promises!  you wanna fight terrorism, bitch!?!? BRING IT ON!! you are going to be TERRORIZED!  your true identity will be revealed if you do NOT follow out with our demands.

Are you ears ringing, bitch??  Is your head burning with fever??? Do you feel us..plotting against you?  Cursing you and spitting your name in venom??  We are two pissed off bitches!! And you are ONE STUPID piece of shit!!  Start drinking, bitch! Maybe you will come to your fucking senses before it’s too late!

mrobot activate!  FORM of..a ATM machine shitting $500 worth of cash out of your ass!

$500 from a very icky french guy

$178 Fedility Jeans size 31 icky french guy..not sure if it was a successful order because no receipt was sent.so status is pending
Etsy Necklace hairlip
Etsy Ring Size 7 hairlip

(hairlip I will send you the link to the custom earrings I want, once the seller gets back to Me.it’s not listed here.  But feel free to buy these AS WELL.)    🙂  Sucka!

Etsy Earrings
Another pair of Etsy Earrings hairlip got ME the round ones and I love them..now  I’ll try the oval shaped. 🙂
More Earrings from Etsy!

hairlip keeps his promises and the shit he buys ALWAYS, ALWAYS gets here.  Take lessons from hairlip, you dirty jerkin’ scoundrels!  NOT from toiletbrush!

NOTE to hairlip:  The shoes you ordered are too small.  You need to order another pair for Me (one size larger) and I send the other one back for refund because they don’t do exchanges.  Boo!

toiletbrush the 2 pairs of shoes you purchased are BACK up on MY wishlist.  FUCK! you little fat bastard, that pisses ME off.  you are now back on the “cash only” route.  you owe $500 CASH plus the jeans you promised.  How fucking DARE you pull this shit, after I gift you with a $14 tshirt I wore for an entire day!! Until I receive that in CASH you are DONE shopping for Me.  you are fucking dishonest and pathetic, just like that other piece of shit Princess fan.  Who comes to think of it..has lost that nickname..and now has been demoted to “some fag on AIM“.  I am now putting a Princess Curse on BOTH of you.  toiletbrush, do not be surprised if you get another tumor..and Princess fan..do not surprised if a bus strikes you dead.  I’m SO over this bullshit with you two.

fatmac Got My nails done again!! Pay Up, jackass!!  Want a ped later in the week so add that to your tally!

Felt the earth quake in Ohio.  Well, didn’t really feel it, but all the sudden My lamps and chair started trembling and MY clothing started moving in MY closet.  I thought the mothership was coming to take Me back to the Perfect Princess Planet!  But alas!  Just an earthquake..sigh.  Boring!

I’ve gotten so many prezzies the last few weeks! Yay!! And we AIN’T done, bitches!

fagarina I sent you a ridiculous little dress and some butterfly dillyboppers for you to wear on your head!  Keep an eye out for the mail!

hairlip:  Get ME this cuff bracelet

fatmac: Here’s a pair of shoes I want. Also get this Mac Lipstick in LadyBug. Contact Me first, in case I want to toss more into your cart.

Another pair of Hudson Jeans $187 size 31  These make My ass look deeelish!  Need one in every color. toiletbrush

$500 from gayson.  Always a pleasure quickly separating him from his salary..gayson can only last about 4 minutes on a phonecall before needing to run away.  I think he silently jizzes in his pants or something.  I am picking out some shoes for ol’ fatmac to get Me.  All his store credit cards are all maxxed because My greedy sisters have been cleaning him out.  I better get in there and grab a few pair of sexy summer shoes before he’s pathetic lard ass is completely picked dry!

screwy stewy got MY $40 lipstick. haha! But you still owe ME $100 for the gift you couldn’t get with your UK card!  I expect it TONIGHT or you will be penalized another $100!!  Ya think you are getting away with ONLY buying Me one tube of OVER-priced lipstick???  I don’t think so, you sick little bastard!

Ok.I change My mind..I want ONE more pair of MissMe Jeans.  Get these in size 31

My Out-of Stock Lipstick that greedy bitches are selling for 3 times the price on ebay! I know, highway robbery, but I’m ADDICTED to this lipstick!  Buy it! screwy stewy

Etsy Leather Cuff Bracelet

I got a damned cold in the middle of summer! How weird.  I’m feeling better today.  Back to the ol’ shopping grind!  I got lots of new wardrobe wishes coming up.  White backdrop showed up!  Could there be new photos on the horizon?  Keep Me happy!

Got My bluetooth intercom set up in My motorcycle helmets! It’s sooo much more fun to ride when you can talk and hear each other!  It sounds so clear!  I think it was a gift from senor doggy if I recall.  I LOVE it!