heehee!  pigsnot rebought the garmin GPS, a new Sony camera, and the Xbox.  Stevie also had some new Mac accessories disappear off Her list.  Me thinketh the snotty swiney lives to shop another day! HEEHEE!!

My little baby mac Airbook is soo cute.  It’s so thin and light.   The Digital Wireless Hi-fi Pandora Radio Tuner and Apple TV showed up yesterday too.  I love My new toys!

Princess has discovered the joy of designer jeans!  I always thought $200-400 jeans couldn’t possibly make My ass any sexier than normal.  Well,  I was wrong. High-set pockets make My hiney look so finey!  So I’m on a designer jean kick right now!  Get to shopping.to keep My booty popping!

Fidelity Skinny Jeans size 32 these run small they are even called “Stevie Jeans”! haha! Holy Hell Fidelity Jeans make MY caboosey look  juicy! Fuck Silver and BKE Jeans!
Joe Jeans size 31
More $200 jeans for Me! toiletbrush
Fidelity Jeans $132 on sale! twinkie
Lucky Brand Tee size L
Workout Jersey size XL Black

Papa Mac, Mama Mac and Baby Mac all bought by pigsnot!

pigsnot update:  Yaaay!  My Mac Airbook arrived!  Seriously, do you guys understand that this guy has bought 6 computers in the last few months for Me and Stevie???  he got both of us a MacDaddy of Apples..the All in One.  Both of us Mac Airbooks , Me a Mac Pro and Stevie a Sony! hahahaha!   Boxes were stacked up high at MY front door!  Yahoo!  Why aren’t all of you shopping for Me like this??    Why aren’t you making ME do the hootchie cootchie in MY living room when the UPS knocks at MY door!?!?  BECAUSE you suck ass that’s why!!

Etsy Earrings hairlip

Goods from the pigsnot shopping spree, keep coming in! I can’t wait until it all gets here!! pigsnot, there’s still a few items left on MY list that you need to purchase that went back on the list! Get the GPS and the XBOX 360 off My list immediately! The Xbox 360 wasn’t on My list before, but it will make up for a few items that never showed! I want this done immediately, you snouted, drooling pigbeast! All items MUST be replaced. After that is done, feel free to shop on our lists again. Split the shopping as equally as possible. Happy shopping, shopping sow!

pigsnot can only buy stuff from amazon stores. So somebody else, pick up the bedspread on MY amazon wishlist. I’m redoing My bedroom decor.

hairlip I sent you My shopping list for MY natural hair color.

There are still some items that are NOT coming that should be, pigsnot!  KEEP your promises!  I know your amazon has been unfrozen because I can now do returns/exchanges on your items.it wouldn’t let ME for a few days.  We want EVERYTHING replaced that amazon froze!  Also I still haven’t received the order # on the blackberry!

toiletbrush coughed up the $500 he owed Me and spent around $500 shopping for Me!  More shopping tomorrow, toiletbrush!  you missed these Etsy earrings, toiletbrush!   They better be bought by the time I wake up! Forward all receipts so I can following tracking on the items.

hairlip! These custom earrings are ready! Buy them!

Celebrating this weekend!

Here’s Me and Stevie with a little drunk guy we called The Hobbit.  He was actually standing on his toes in the pics! haha!

Carly Straight Leg Hudon Jeans size 31
Cache Grommet Sweater size L

Hello boys! Instead of sitting around asking questions about how OTHER slaves are suffering..MAKE yourself useful!!  I really hate how you fucks get your jollies hearing about others suffering, when you yourself are living as safely as possible! FUCK you!  SUFFER like the REST or DIE because you’re LESS!  If watching another slave go belly-up shopping for US makes you hot and bothered it’s because it’s YOUR TURN TO SUFFER.  SO whip out the wallet and go buy something or make a donation!  It’s clearly your time to be filleted!

toiletbrush you owe ME $500, french guy you have an order that hasn’t arrived and you owe ME $500. senor doggy, we have a shopping date planned.  DON’T be late! russel b sent $200 but..you owe Me another $200.  Get to snortin’ those poppers!  unroyal fool..that envelope you promised isn’t here?  Were you to busy licking dick to lick a fucking stamp!?!?  FIX IT!!!

MY MAC-DADDY All in One Apple Computer is DA BOMB!!!  Omg!  Love love love!

I’m not putting up with slackers, bitchers, whiners or wankers.  DONT contact ME unless you plan on paying or spoiling ME.  I am NOT here to entertain or titillate you.   Don’t ask for the scoop, when you are NOTHING but nonpaying poop!

Princess and Stevie are going to play this weekend.  MY donation button awaits you.

This isn’t a picture of Me, but it’s a visual of what I should be doing to YOU right now!  Take the Bait! It will be a Hot Date!

pigsnot! I put the wrong blackberry on My list.  It arrived today but I want to return it!  I also opened it up and it’s totally icky and refurbished!!  They did NOT include a packing slip.  Email Me the order# so I can get a Gift Certificate and use it for the phone that will work with My service.  DO THIS or otherwise you’ve wasted your money on shit!  Don’t worry, none of your precious personal information will be revealed.  They ask the order # for My gift return, ask what email I want My gift certificate sent to and spit out a return label.  EMAIL ME, piggysnot!  Or leave the order # as a response here and I won’t unscreen it.  you have yet to fix the BIG screw up you made on Stevie’s order!!! FIX IT NOW!!

pigsnot!! Contact STEVIE asap.a few of your items have returned to Her list!! Since stuff ordered AFTER those items have arrived, we will assume this is a technical error and you will remedy it NOW!  She’s PISSED!

pigsnot watcha: 6:56 pm Ok he got the second pair of $300 Beat Studio headphones, a $250 camera,  $135 camcorder, $95 Apple Tv.  Nice..now go buy another in the camera, camcorder and Apple TV.  While your squealing like a piggy and maxxing your card at Amazon, toss those 2 matching PhotoShop Editions into your overstuffed shopping cart!!  Drunk piggies are soooo dreeeeamy! hahaha!  EVERYTHING you bought BETTER show up on Our doorsteps, or you will be in for a world of hurt!

pigsnot!!  Get your butt in gear! It’s been 2 hours and those items are still there!

hairlip here’s things I want! Use your coupon!
More moonstone! Ask her to make the chain 21 inches.not the 18. hairlip
Cherry Red Earrings hairlip

pigsnot watch: 12:13 p.m. pigsnot is drunk and ready for another gangbang ! It’s gonna be a drag down, knockout, credit card wacking, bitch slapping, fight to the death!

he bought the second AirBook!!  HAHAHA!  Can you believe this shit??? He got us BOTH 2 apple computers each! YEEEEEeeehaw Mutha Fuckas!  There ain’t nothing like a good old fashion wallet burning!  We are so riled up now and bouncing off the walls in evil glee!!  I should make a video of us dancing around, high-fiving each other and screaming our victory woots!  Oh yah, baby! Smack dat credit card for the Soul Sistas of Sexxxy!

Me and Stevie are making a MAD RUSH to our wishlists!!!  Get Me those Garmins, pigglywiggly!

We will definitely take pics this weekend together and post for your reward for your binger! HAHAHA!

$400 from some Spaniard who’s nickname I can’t remember.

pigsnot’s anal raping!!  Me and Stevie got Matching Apple All In One Desk Top Computers!! Mine has a 27″ screen.   No fugly tower!!  Just sleek, slim sexiness!  But the screen is massive!!  I wanted to wait til it arrived to publicly announce it.  But it’s here!! YAAAAAY!

Here’s what else we got in the looting!  $264 pair of jeans. (HAHAHA!),  5 pairs of leather boots, a new BlackBerry, 2 Wireless Blueray Disk Players,  32 “Flat HDTV, a Mac Airbook, and many other goodies including jackets, perfume, workout shoes, clothing and more shit than I can list!!!

♥ ♥ LOVES!!! ♥ ♥

He still owes us another Airbook, cuz we AIN’T sharing one!!   I know you are reading this, you little rotten testes!!  you have MORE money left and there are items you have promised that aren’t here!! And because you have made us wait..there will be MORE BIG DOLLAR items!!  Do you fucking understand, you little seeping anal wart you?!?!

Updated My Amazon wishlist.  you old man-toys get working on it!

Hand forged Etsy Earrings hairlip
Gem Fringed Hoops

Can’t wear MY new bootcut jeans with MY tall boots once it starts warming up!  So need some
STRAIGHT LEG HUDSONS size 31 toiletbrush
Leopard Skirt from Cache $88 size 12
Halter Top Cache $78 size L twinkie
WhiteHouseBlackMarket Jacket size 12 toiletbrush
WhiteHouseBlackMarket Cami size L toiletbrush
WhiteHouseBlackMarket Leopard Tank size L twinkie
Boston Proper Animal Print Ruched Top $69 size L
Boston Proper Cold Shoulder Top $69 L Black
Boston Proper Lace Cami $39 L Black

Tweek Hair Stuff $33

pigsnot! you are pissing The Devilish Duo off!!  you aren’t DONE..til we say your DONE!  Get your ass back to your MISSION!  you are nothing but a repulsive blob of pork jelly! Do you think we care about your inner turmoil? your guilt?  your regret?  HA!  We care about the goods, bitch!!   FORK IT OVER! Fork it, all over! Bow down to the Bitch Goddesses you serve! We are GONNA GET ALL THAT WE DESERVE–at your expense of course. 🙂