toiletbrush: get a hold of ME asap.  The Paige jeans came.but they are bulky and fit weird.  I want to send them back and give you a refund BUT I want you to get those Black Hudsons in place of them.

My $360 Dyson Tower fan came.  Not sure if it’s worth nearly $400!! But it is pretty groovy. haha!  Adobe Dreamweaver arrived as well and MY 2 AppleCare protection plans. 🙂

hairlip get this necklace!

pigsnot has repurchased the TV!  The rest of you are a bunch of slackers!  Well, wimpdick did put $300 towards make that 400 GCs for it..but still considered a big FAIL in MY book! I’ll spend the $400 on something else wimpy dicked one.

ok pigsnot!  Try and see if you can get the Ipod Touch in your basket today! Try 64GB first..if that won’t work try the lower GB. It seems they think of it as a different item.if the GB’s are different. It’s weird how amazon will only let you buy one IPOD at a time.

Also want in this order:
The TomFord sunglasses
The Lamp
HandyCam Camcorder
All the Makeup
The Grill
Joe Jeans

Thursday Me and Stevie are going out so we can add to Our list all day TODAY, but not tomorrow night!  SO GET BUSY!

screwystewy, the boots are too narrow. 🙁  I’m going to have to exchange them for a different pair.

pigsnots creditcard company called his house and his wife answer!  WAH!! There might be a chance that I won’t get MY TV after the entire fiasco of having to cancel it in mid order.  I’m quite disappointed.  Now the rest of you slimeballs need to do your part and send amazon GC’s so I can get it!!  I WANT THIS NOW!  If you bastards got divorced from your wives and never married in the first place, this shit wouldn’t happen!

pigsnot did manage to get $1400 out in the mail before this happened.  you should consider sending us cash for any gifts we lose because of your stupidity.  We are BUMMED!  Seriously, guys!  Get SECRET credit cards and have the ph number attached to it be your WORK # or cell!!  Duhhhhhhhhhh!  If you are married and don’t have a secret PRINCESS credit card, you AIN’T living!!  Go apply right now!!

john faucett you have become public enemy #1!  Sure you sent $400, but you promised $200 more.  The card isn’t working now.but it will work .and I will take what you owe Me.  you PISSED ME off..now you suffer the consequences.  Fuck you!! you are SUCH a vile wanker!!   PROMISES do not become null and void the minute your puny penis spits up!  I have your telly #.  I will have every fag calling you during work hours!  I HATE you LONG time, asshole!  you will send ME another $200 or it’s a full on war!  NOTHING infuriates ME more than guys who “change their mind” after their deformed pricks puke!  **note this john faucett is from the UK

If you want to sign up to help phone harass johnny jizzpants during the week..drop ME an email!  Get involved in punishing this asshole!

NOTE TO PIGSNOT!  I see the TV was returned to not purchased..did you manage to cancel it and reorder the correct one??? Lemme know and I will update accordingly!

There’s a TV on My amazon that I want.  Get to it, boys!

Moved wishlist up higher.

tommikins! My jeans arrived and fit to Purrrfection!

mrobot activate!  stewy..your little surprise $100 tributes are kinda cute..but far from sexxay.  Work HARDER, starve LONGER,  suffer DEEPER!

I still haven’t received the jewelry from the place in brazil, hairlip. Check their progress!

pssst! pigsnot!  We see you! Updated list! heehee!!

Get these Hudson Jeans in 31, tommy!!

Within about 20min of posting this pic, sissy tommikins, cocksucker extraordinaire, sent $500!! yay!!

toiletbrush, you little turd! Here I am wearing the new jacket from WHBM.com  HOWEVER..MY new jeans ARE NOT HERE!! WHERE THE FUCK are they ??? WHERE is MY VS order??? you are PISSING ME OFF!!

pigsnot.added more boots.  Why are you so freaky about giving us an order #?  you don’t have to forward the order info.just give ME the order #.  Aren’t you aware that EVERY package you send us has a packing ship with the order # on it??  That’s how we return/exchange stuff.  None of your personal info is on it.just the order# and item info.   I have sent back a few things for exchange this way.  But every once in awhile they forget the packing slip..like in the case of the blackberry.  I NEED it to exchange!  We go to EASY RETURNS on amazon.com.  Put it GIFT RETURNS.punch in the order # and the item comes up.  It does not give us billing info.and because we are not logged into your account.we can’t see any of the info.  Stop being so friggin paranoid!  We are generally ALWAYS given order #’s.  you are making returns difficult for us! Stop being a nincumpoop!

earrings by hairlip! Tom Ford sunglasses by twinkie.  (Had to return the first pair.they were sooo inanely oversized!)  Totally dig these shades! Want another pair in a lighter color.