Yay! pig snot’s credit cards are back in order!  He finished up another $1,000 in shopping and still owes Me another $1,000!  After that, he will be back to shopping for new wishes for Me and Stevie!!  pig snots Make A Wish foundation!  I make a wish and he makes sure it comes true!

toiletbrush!! Those fucking black jeans STILL aren’t here and I’m getting so miffed I am going to throw a fucking conniption and charge you $500 of late fees if you don’t reorder today and pay for extra speedy delivery!!  I have tall boots to wear and I want those fucking skinny jeans!!!

LOVE My new vacuum and the silverware, pigsnot!  Stuff is pouring in.got the projector yesterday.  Is your card working again, yet??

I hope you have amazon prime, pig snot and are getting free shipping for all your purchases!!  Updating My list. We are ready to spank your credit card again!

Update:  A few beers later he called AGAIN and said he got an extension on some credit credit cards and actually begged us to add MORE items on Our lists!!!!! HA!!!  FUCKING A! I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!  Christmas in October..and most of September!  And guess what???  WE demand Christmas in NOVEMBER too, bitches!!

yay!  $400 Bose SoundDock just was dropped at My front door just seconds after he called.  It must be fate. 🙂

Muauahahaha! pigsnot was all drunk and  actually got the cajones to call!  he also just bought Me the vacumm, leather jacket, boots, lip glosses from My list a few minutes ago.

Counting the projector, he got Me around $1800 from My amazon today and yesterday and about the same dollar amount from Stevie’s list, if not a bit more!  During our phone call, he said he was “all out” and couldn’t do any more..but that’s what he’s been saying for weeks, so I’ll be updating MY list right away!!  pigsnot!  Hold your alcohol bottle close to your heart! Keep it near!  Pour glasses, shots, guzzle steins, pitchers, barrels of beers!  Tip your glass in the air and know that Princess and Stevie are toasting you from Ohio, cheering you on, encouraging you drown yourself in BOOOOOOOZE!!  We heart you SOOO when your liquored up, numb and dumb!   XOXOXOXO  Cheers!!

I’m about to fucking kick somebody’s teeth in!! Been trying with MY friend for 2 days to get MY new tv set up with MY surround sound, universal remote and this new keyboard/Vizio remote and all MY other entertainment devices. It’s fucking driving ME ape shit! I’m totally pissed, because MY set up before did everything I wanted. I HEART ELECTRONICS but I get fucking ballistic when I can’t get it set up to perfection! ARRRGH!!! PUNCH babies! KICK Kitties! HEADBUTT puppies!! I hate cha all!!! In times like this, I just want one very handy, blue collared man to keep in the closet that I don’t have to ever look at or hear and can just pop him out to fix leaks, set up speakers and change MY oil! When work is done..he disappears back in closet without a trace. But noo.most of you fat fucks are soft and stupid and can’t fix anything worth shit! Big Pussies!

Anyway, it is pretty cool that this TV has internet applications! FaceBook, Pandora, hell you can set it up to have your Yahoo messages pop up while you are watching movies. haha! Insanity!

All MY newest goodies have been coming in, pig snot! Go run and get that Bose Ipod thing! you know we will get what we want!! yaaay! Shopping Sprees ROCK!!!

TV was delivered yesterday!

Wishlist for the rest of you!
Black Hudson Skinny Jeans size 31
Straight Leg Hudson Jeans size 31
One more paid of these Hudson Jeans in size 31  Favorite Jeans EVER
Etsy Earrings get Bronze in L length hairlip
Etsy Earrings get Bronze toiletbrush
Etsy Bracelet Looky hairlip!
Royal Twist Blouse Large
Natori Nighty $90 purple in Large

pigsnot’s cash came! Me and Stevie are splitting it! Maybe we will get a picture of  your Goddesses Flashing your Cash tonight! Our wishlists await you, Our snot-glazed pig pie!