Here’s what MY pigsnot bought Me the last few days.  he went over $900 and spent closer to $1200. I’m not sure how much he did off Stevie’s list but it looks over $900 too. heehee!! Keep buying up Our amazon wishes!!
“It rubs the snot into it’s skin, because it gets to shop again!”
$35 worth of 2 hair combs, $55 tooth whitener, $30 bowls, $100 rice cooker, $400 gas snow blower, $100 Ray Bands, $20 Rake, $30 kitchen towels, $20 hair product, $140 baby vacuum for stairs, $80 sweater, $200 Born Boots.

pedro is blocked too, until My money arrives. I am soo sick of pedro and Princess fan messaging Me constantly and “talking about” sending cash. If either of you want to block lifted.send the cash. All emails will remain unread that you send. I’m not reading one more fucking word you have to say until the cash is in MY account. Until then, eat shit and die you two wanking assholes! I don’t care how much you’ve sent in the past..it doesn’t give you a pass to waste MY time. FUCK OFF!

toiletbrush I need to return/ exchange the brown leather jacket!! Get back to ME.I’m not sending back to refund unless you replace first. I will send the other jacket back for REFUND for you.  Hurry up.there aren’t many left.

Princess fan..I will unblock you when My money gets here.  your emails will all be ignored until that time.  I’m sick of you.

pigsnot, I added MY items!  They are listed by priority!!  I expect to see them all disappear! wimpdick is drunk on tequila and just sent another $450!  yay wimpdick!  screwy stewy sent $200 tonight too.

The earrings are from toiletbrush.  P.S. toiletbrush you owe ME $400.  $200 for the order that didn’t work and $200 for not fixing it last night and being a whiney bitch.

pigsnot I’m heading to MY nail appointment but will add more stuff to MY list when I get back!

pigsnot just called!   When I asked if he was done shopping..he stammered.  he still couldn’t say he was officially “done”.   haha!  he asked to do another $900 shopping each!   Yes, pay those credit cards down just enough for the Greedy Goddesses of your dreams can max them again!  This will bring his total closer to $34,000  now. 🙂  I just called Stevie and gave Her the good news.  Back to amazon We go!  pigsnot!!   Re-email that info about the elliptical.  I just called the UPS store and they haven’t gotten the box yet.  I’ll have somebody pick it up with a dolly for Me.

wimpdick’s wedding ring on My thumb.  Divorce your wives and marry My abuse!  wimpdick’s wife actually divorced him when she caught on he was squeezing into her lingerie under MY command.

Can you imagine just why She’d want to divorce him?

Well another week has started.  Let’s see just how well I can dick My dickless dorks this week!  I will be adding on to MY wishlist.  stewy??  you wrote Me an email and did not follow through.  Send $200..that should cover the gift you offered to buy and didn’t.  $500 from a brand new minion who just found ME!

fatmac, nail appointment is on Wednesday at 5:00 pay up.  vintage furfreak bought Me a new longline black satin corset.  toiletbrush, I still need update on that order you placed.  I haven’t received the receipt or any tracking info.  Oh to the italian guy that bought the skinny jeans from Hudson.I got a notice they shipped today. 🙂   I think I must have about 14 pairs of Hudson jeans now!  Do you realize that’s like $3000 worth of jeans?  hahahaha!!   If I lose another 5 or so lbs and get down to a size 30 in them..you fuckers will have to start all the way over!!  Won’t that be cruel of Me?  Oh speaking of..toiletbrush..that jacket came and it’s far too big.  I’m not sure if I am going to exchange for a smaller.or look for another one. The leather wasn’t as buttery as I had hoped for.   I’m having a very hard time finding the ULTIMATE brown leather jacket.  I’m going to look more today.

My lucky lil shopping bees, isn’t shopping for Me the bestest!!!??  LOL!  you know it is!!

Pumpkin Ale is reeally reallly reallly gross!

Got $400 out of toiletbrush and $400 out of wimpdick tonight. 🙂

The Hudson priority jeans were not purchased yet.  No pics for you assholes of Me and Stevie’s night out on the town.  Princess fan has also really pissed Me off and has ruined for the rest of you too.  Blame it on him.  Want his home phone number so you can complain? haha

I’ll be accepting phone calls from those who make at least a $300 donation today..no less.  I’m going to get My snuggly blanket and watch movies tonight.  Remind Me to turn My porch light OFF tomorrow night, fatmac.  I’m hiding from trick-or-treaters tomorrow.

Hudson Jeans have a new color!!  Get these in size 31! ***priority!***
These Hudson Jeans run way smaller for some reason.get size 32.
Get these skinny Hudson in size 31.

MORE TO BUY! Leather Jacket size XL  It’s on sale today!!  GET IT before it goes up! toiletbrush

wimpdick sent $200 to cover a pair of jeans.but I might pocket the cash and wait for someone else to buy the jeans. lol!  Canadians seem to have trouble with their shopping cart..(or maybe wimpdick is just REAL stupid). hahaha!

Victoria Secret Stuff
Bra Sling get L
Sports Bra size L in black
Silk Nighty get leopard in L

Etsy Earrings
Etsy Karma Earrings

Got this little email from wimpdick begging Me not to post his new pics.

After buying ME a $1,000 elliptical I received this sad little email today.  So..I wonder if pig snot is REEEALLY done with his shopping rampage or if he will magically find more funds to spoil the Deadly Darlings he is soo addicted to?  I say..he won’t stop because he CAN’T stop!  Shopping for us is like CRACK!  CRACK to whack!  LOLOLOL

Dear Princess Sierra,
I did the exercise machine and the squeeze box.  Then i did a couple of items for Stevie to balance the wish lists.  This is the most i can do because the new card is now also maxxed out.
i’m very sorry, but i have to slow down because i simply do not have any credit left.  i’ve increase the credit line on all of my cards and got a couple of more cards to extend my shopping spree.

This spree cost me over $31k. i hope you and Stevie enjoyed it.
Sincerly,
broke and stupid pig snot

Notice he said “slow down”..not “stop”.  Me thinketh our horny piglet will continue to spiral DEEPER into debt! teehee!  I’ll be sending My Princess Power Vibes out to the universe and see if I can manifest pig snot’s credit card companies raising his credit card limit even higher!!

Remember, our little pathetic pigsnot..31K really isn’t THAT much credit card debt.  you could always rack up 100’s of thousands of dollars in debt!  It’s the American way!  Keep drinking.  Stop thinking.  Let your puny pecker lead the way cuz Princess and Stevie know you will be back to shop some day.  (Probably by wednesday) hahahaha!

We totally   ♥ LOVED ♥ this shopping spree!!  It was FUN, FUN, FUN!  We have every piece of electronics on the planet now and it’s all because of you, our drunken, shrunken dicked, brainwashed, gooey, ewwwy, kinda screwy, hypnotized snot covered lil piglet! 

To the rest of you WORTHLESS nut sacks!  I still have Hudson and Etsy I want purchased right away!  Stop being such fucking voyeurs and get to grabbing for those wallets and please your PRINCESS!