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Send yo cash!
sissy tommikins sent Me $700, bought a pair of $200 jeans and spent around $220 at Cache. What good little slavies I have!
gayson sent $1,000 today! yay! Yo gayson! Call back and buy Me My Xmas gift! As usual he spontaneously combusted his brainjuice as soon as he sent the $1,000. Sooo gross! No wonder the little bitch can’t get laid on a regular basis.
My friend LOVES Her new computer! Yay pigsnot!
ELM Boot size 30 sissy tommikins
MORE Cache Stuff I want NOW!!
Animal Wrap Top L
ZigZag Sweater L sissy tommikins
Wild Faux Wrap Dress in L I think this one will photograph well. sissy tommikins
Scroll Dress L
Boston Proper Stuff
Black Cardigan size L Black or Red..you pick
Tipped V-neck Sweater size L get the Black w/ White Trim
Winter Sweater Vest Size L
Epic Findom Haul! moneyslave shopathon!
Note to pigsnot! Hey this white Iluv ipod thingy sounds like shit and didn’t come with a receipt. Email ME the order # so I can return.
Just a small portion of the stuff I’ve recently gotten. In this one you see MY friend’s new $1800 MacBook Pro, My car stereo (was from last round but tossed it in the photo), Kindle Touch and Kindle Fire, Wireless Printer, Iluv Alarm clock, New Canon Camera, super awesome winter boots and My new juicer.
Here we have some boots, a crazy wireless $160 scale, My lovely leather Born Boots and Wen Hair Cleanser.
Stuff is showing up daily! My friends computer should be here today! Have you all been looking at My fulfilled amazon wishlist? It’s nuts! I’ve gotten some GREAT stuff! Will post pics of some of My loot! sissy clarissa has been a good little minion. she-it fixed My problem with the weird fitting jacket immediately.
sissies gone wild!!
Wow I’ve been BUSY the last 2 nights! Busy calling names and maxxing credit cards!!
fagarina got all drunk and did a bunch of shopping he totally can’t afford and made an online tribute for $200 PLUS promised to send $200 more in the mail tuesday!! His shopping include 5 items at Cache plus a $200 pair of Hudsons! But don’t worry..I updated My Cache shopping list and have
Etsy Etsy Isis Earrings
Michael Kors Leather Jacket Large in Brown $349 purchased by sissy clarissa! My new sissy clarissa is off to a great start! Check out what he’s done so far.
First night $1300!
Second night $1,00, $350 jacket, $174 boots, $195 boots and $35 earrings!! Way to go MY newest pantywaist!
fatmac..I think you bought Me these boots. They are AWESOME! you can get Me another pair at Nordstroms if you have any credit left there. I want another pair of black and the brown..in size 10. SEND in black..because sissy clarissa already got the dark brown. 🙂 These boots are the most comfortable wonderful shoes ever! I want a back up pair.because I scuffed one heel a bit. I’ll have one every day pair and one dress pair..because I wear these TONS.
pigsnot reigns supremely stupid!!
Yay! sissy clarissa sent another $500 cash! $1,300 today!
Received $300 cash in the mail from fagarina. Just made him promise to send another $200 tomorrow 🙂
$400 from toiletbrush! I still want more shopping toiletbrush!! Get those jeans and the necklaces on amazon! Also get the Isis earrings! Some new sissy clarissa sent $800 tonight!! Awesome!
Find inspiration from the gutless pigsnot! he shops yet again!! Guess what he got this time?!?! he bought MY She-Cop friend a brand new Mac computer and printer–cost about $2,000!! Yet another lesbian taking advantage of pigsnot’s wormish disposition! So of course, if he spends $2,000 on Her..he has to match that with Me and Stevie!! So he has set off on CLICKING our Amazon wishlist again. he’s been at it all yesterday and last night. I know he has Mine down around 1300..and still owes Me more!! Remember, pigsnot! We absolutely HEART cash in the mail!! Feel free to send more of that $!! After your shopping spree..all I really want is COLD GREEN CRISPIES, clothing from Cache and HUDSON jeans!!! Seriously, pigsnot stole Xmas this year..because I can’t fucking even THINK of material things I want at this point besides maybe furniture, cash, vacations and Hudson jeans. Right now, I have EVERY gadget and watchmajig known to man!! What do you give the GODDESS who has EVERYTHING!?!? CASH, bitches!! Yes CASH!! HOT Hard bundles of firm, green monetary goodness. I love the smell and feel of stacks of brand new bills in MY hands.stacked in tight bundles like decks of card. The edges of freshly cut bills..so sharp they give you paper cuts! Oh good gawd time to change MY panties!! Go to the bank right now boys and give ME what I want!! HAHAHAHA!!
hairlip!! Where’s MY Christmas prezzy this year!! All you little bastards step up and do your part. you are Santa’s little helpers! The little elves who will slave away this season to make sure that Princess gets everything Her little greedy heart desires. 100 dollar bills and LOTS of them! Charged credit cards and yumyummy fat DONATIONS!! Put on your ugly Xmas sweater and get to work, bitchboys! your Christmas Angel is slick, sassy, sleek, smart and sexy and so so sooooo seductively selfish!
fagarina and wimpdick. Both of you buy christmas elf costumes. We are going to have a Dueling Xmas fairy elf contest. May the freakest elf win! Oh and I just started My period yesterday.go buy your tampons and put them in. SUPER PLUS, baby!
Hudson keeps on putting out new jeans! I can’t resist them!! BUY BUY NOW for Xmas while they are available in My size!!
Hudson Jeans size 30 Get these next! fagarina
Hudson Baby Boot size 30
Cache
Leopard Sweater size L fagarina
Leopard Bomber Jacket size L fagarina
Sweater Jacket in L fagarina
Grommet Sweater L
Zebra Floral Tee L fagarina
pigsnot! Shopping slave addict makes contact!
Guess who just called? pigsnot! he said he can’t shop right now..but he will do his best to start again! I’m adding some big $$ items to My wishlist because the longer he stares at them..sitting there..waiting for him.his name written next to the items.”pigsnot shop!”..the stiffer his grisly old man dick gets and the faster he starts popping those credit cards out! I think I’m going to add a $200 juicer to MY wishlist..Stevie has Me talked into trying juicin’. Such a gross term though. Start dipping into your savings and your retirement!! It all really belongs to US, pigsnot! The Bitch Queens are ready to ride your credit card like a platinum pony! Yeeeehaw MothaFuckas! We want to spend all your Buckarooooooos! I am convinced that Me and Stevie magically conjured up pigsnot last night by discussing whether or not he would be back for more shopping..and if so.whatever would we add to our wishlists now?? hahaha! Very next day..he’s sniffing around like a desperate little doggy. Oh..stewy just sent $50 donation. Pinch Me. Yeah, that was exciting. Condoms with teeth I hope they start selling these to chicks in the US! I’m sure all your wives wish they had one for your pin dicks . Speaking of teeth..I got My teeth Zoomed yesterday. Holy Fuckoly!! I have gotten other teeth whitening in the past..but they were kinda like Zoom.but like in the mall. I thought they were the same as Zoom.but they certainly aren’t quite the same. This was the $600 Zoom at your dentist..(but I got it cheaper with a coupon–look at Me be frugal for once!). Anyway..My teeth are Krazy with a K WHITE!! The whitest white on the chart now. But it fucking was surreal how sensitive MY teeth were for hours afterwards. It still gives Me shocks from ice drinks or hot drinks! OWWWWW!! It would be sweet to force one of you bastards to go through 2 full sessions of Zoom, one right after another. It would be the cruelest torture EVER. I can’t imagine going through EIGHT 15 minute sessions of that shit in a row!!
Fulfill your shopping responsibilities!
you little bitches better get to shopping! I want you leaping over each and snatching at MY wishlist like those crazed bitches do at Target on Black Friday! GET TO IT, WHORES!! I will be adding LOTS of winter clothing!! Christmas shopping for PRINCESS starts today!
Cache
Leopard Sweater size L
Leopard Bomber Jacket size L
Wild Faux Wrap Dress in L I think this one will photograph well.
Sweater Jacket in L